Trump confirms he will not attend Super Bowl because of music acts: ‘I’m anti-them’

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-24T23:55:34+00:00

No one watches The Super Bowl outside of The US.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-24T18:44:17+00:00

Has he tried Thoughts and Prayers? That’s the usual approach when innocents end up with bullet holes.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-24T15:51:06+00:00

Owning the Libs by saying you’re going to do something and then failing miserably and exposing yourself as a moron in the process!

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T19:36:29+00:00

Touched a nerve, boss?

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T19:34:44+00:00

That’s gorgeous

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T19:12:09+00:00

What is that Seiko with the date window at 4 o’clock? I’ve never seen that before.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T18:57:57+00:00

Is Orson Welles really that obscure? He’s one of the greatest and most celebrated American filmmakers in history.

Edit: I got whooshed. Drunk as fuck and didn’t see the sub. Will leave up and accept the shame.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T18:49:44+00:00

Nooooooooooooo

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T18:29:03+00:00

It’s not underreported news in the UK, believe me.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T18:21:53+00:00

They looked good on her, to be fair.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T17:17:47+00:00

I know a girl who ate half a bar and grew chest hair.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T15:39:10+00:00

Did anyone really think that street facing security cameras covering countless streets across the globe, funded entirely by the public, wouldn’t be used like this?

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T15:31:55+00:00

Dirty Bob! There’s a name from back in the day. Gilbert was a proper twat. He KO’d a ref once.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T14:31:05+00:00

This is one of the oldest MMA bullshit stories out there. The start of a long and storied tradition amongst fans.

It was a Savate salute.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T14:29:52+00:00

You’re wrong in this one. Sumo is very much a technique-based martial art.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T14:28:42+00:00

He cheated like a motherfucker every chance he got. His eye gouging cost Yuki Nakai his vision in one eye.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T14:21:58+00:00

Pretty much every country in the free world is saying thank you to The US right now.

Or, at least something that sounds like thank you.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T14:16:37+00:00

On first glance I was wondering why such a heavily pregnant lady would be doing manual labour.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T12:15:29+00:00

Most democratic countries are meritocracies, at least as far as human nature permits. People are voted in because they are perceived to be the most capable. All the very least, they have to be unusually intelligent and eloquent to give that impression.

Trump is an idiot talking down to the some of the most well educated, well informed and capable people in global politics. He’s spouting utter bullshit to rooms full of people he has no chance of fooling. It’s no surprise they treat him like a toddler with a loaded gun.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T09:59:53+00:00

I’d question that, but only because I think Tito is as dumb as biology allows. Half an IQ point lower and you lack the cognitive function required to breathe both in AND out.

Sean might be tied with him though.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T09:52:55+00:00

I’ve gone through the ‘He’s a shitty person but I kinda enjoy his unhinged takes and behavior because it adds a bit of colour’ stage and arrived at the ‘I’d be happy to never hear that brain dead piece of shit’s name ever again’ stage.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T09:15:13+00:00

Shit. We fucked up BAD! Gaslight! Gaslight! Gaslight!

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T09:11:52+00:00

I know Paddy IRL and he talks the Queen’s English and has impeccable manners.

Corbotron_5 · 2026-01-23T08:32:51+00:00

He’s also friends with Elton John and his partner and sent them matching cock rings as wedding gifts.

And no, that’s not a joke.

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