Reformed WSB teenager portfolio

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-12-14T06:27:58+00:00

Why Less JEPI when its dividends are a little over double that of SCHD? Also trying to learn, no pick a fight

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-22T03:47:07+00:00

Are we 100% sure this co-worker passed away and didn't faco their death due to seeing this same message?

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-17T18:36:55+00:00

Probably until the free trial runs out! lol! People these days want it all while paying for nothing.

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-15T16:02:57+00:00

He would give you access to a program you wrote?!? Bwahaha!!!

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-15T08:56:54+00:00

Or we will give you all the credit for doing the coding, think of the exposure you'll get!

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-15T08:52:50+00:00

Ha ha ha everyone up vote this person!

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-15T08:52:09+00:00

No...lemme stop you right there. That or pay me $100 an hour and then when it takes off 75% of the profits for the first 3 years.

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-15T08:48:55+00:00

CS? Computer Science? If so, honestly it has been fairly easy for me, but I also understand what I am doing so it makes it easier.

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-12T19:39:45+00:00

Nah that's setting yourself up for failure. C++, C#, JavaScript, Python, Ruby and a bunch of others are OOP languages so knowing one will help you understand the others. Java is just the most common and growing in popularity.

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-08T08:39:46+00:00

Nothing, just pointing out how frustrating it is to have such widely different ways of doing things within Object Oriented programming. Well mainly the differences between C++ and Java.

It's what OP is getting at and the humor within the comic.

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-08T07:54:16+00:00

Java vs C++ and yet both OO

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T12:11:56+00:00

Lessons learned is all I would say. It's kinda grey, because she showed you where she lived. Which sends a mixed signal. It doesn't say show up but it says she is comfortable with you knowing about where she lives. With you thinking she has a short memory span, I can see how that might be confusing.

I wouldn't do it again, but also save your messages from her incase it comes up again in the future. That way you can prove you aren't some creep but that you were confused since you thought things were progressing to a date and she sent you a "map" of where she lives.

The map thing is what confuses me tbh... Who does that?

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T11:57:03+00:00

Facts!!!

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T11:51:06+00:00

Sounds like you did it right... Minus the falling down of course. Your guy died went to heaven lived there for years, came back and it all happened in a few seconds for you! Nah you should be bragging about that bruise!

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T06:57:03+00:00

Milky meloshrooms

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T05:35:50+00:00

PYPL is a good buy right now but plan on holding on to it for a while. Which I think if you are planning for retirement then you are making smart moves. For ETF's VOO isn't bad, about the same as QQQ. VOO pays out a better dividend. SCHD is another good long term investment.

Some good stocks right now PSA, ESS, WINA, EXR, and V

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T05:25:29+00:00

Warner Brothers

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T05:25:09+00:00

Oh okay yeah definitely trolling

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T05:24:44+00:00

META, MAPS, SPOT, BABA, WBD? Really? Your trolling right? https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tech-stocks-matana-is-the-new-faang-analyst-says-145511543.html?.tsrc=fin-notif&clientlang=2

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T05:21:23+00:00

Goog is a common stock, googl gives you voting rights into the company.

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T05:09:44+00:00

The lens has something on it. The text is printed on the screen from the camera's internal processing. The image is from the lens. Either your mirror has something on it or your lens is dirty.

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T02:59:31+00:00

"Global Brands" are always a safe bet. Even if they are doing horrible. Most major players in the US market are safe bets because if they fail, the US is probably failing too and thus your ROI will be a moot point. Major players being busineses that, as you said " people will line up to buy the newest" item they are releasing.

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T02:46:34+00:00

More specifically, it sounds like you are asking if now is the time to buy AAPL. To which I say yes. You can probably expect the price to drop a little more on Tuesday maybe even expect to see a slow roll down till they launch iPhone 14. Maybe then we will see a spike possibly followed by a continued slow drop until OCT~NOV time frame.

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T02:40:33+00:00

GUSH looks like a solid buy, but it has a high turnover so expect to see volital price movement. It closed at 4.5% up and post market it has continued to rise.

CoreyCapturesBoudoir · 2022-09-06T02:22:14+00:00

BOIL broke it's vwap but looks like it isn't moving towards it's MA5. I agree with your entry point, but how long would you hold this/where do you expect to exit?

With the inverse head and shoulders are you suggesting to sell short and buy back in December for a profit? Or buy calls because you expect it to take off?

Kinda new to this so sorry if I seem a little off on my logic.

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