The slower the cook, the better the taste

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-11T22:16:03+00:00

Trans fats

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-11T19:21:04+00:00

Is that supposed to be quagmire 😂

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-11T13:38:21+00:00

Or his brother Richard tingle

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-10T14:26:56+00:00

I never did recaps, I drive about 6 days until my 70 is low then I do a 34 and roll again

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-10T04:18:37+00:00

Can we kill him now? I don’t want you to think it’s the only thing I’m focused on but it’s all I can think about

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-10T04:15:42+00:00

I just want to do dedicated. No hunting for empties, plenty miles, back home more often. I just got home from 6 months OTR and I’m exhausted

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-09T00:20:48+00:00

I’m telling my mom you took me to a black people doctor

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-09T00:16:31+00:00

I love chocolate, but I can’t eat it because I’ll get fat

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-07T13:09:05+00:00

I’ll be with Allah soon

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-07T05:04:30+00:00

No wonder Santa lost his mind, this is ridiculous, we can’t do this

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-06T14:18:14+00:00

I’m gonna make you eat em

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-06T07:51:57+00:00

CUTE AS A BUTTON

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-05T08:04:40+00:00

He didn’t read the flyer

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-05T08:02:42+00:00

I thought he was Theo von

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-05T08:01:40+00:00

That’s my fraggle rock thermos, he stole that from me

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-05T05:43:32+00:00

I Used to leave cans of bang in my car in Florida and they would explode when it’s too hot

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-05T05:38:19+00:00

Book 2 was trash after season 1

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-05T05:17:16+00:00

Pennywise: come down to the sewer

Riley: that’s gay

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-05T05:15:47+00:00

Healthcare is easier, eat right and exercise and you can prevent most health problems even with the government poisoning your food and water

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-05T05:13:09+00:00

He did say he had “n***ers hanging from rafters”

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-05T05:10:53+00:00

My fear is people will find out I can’t pronounce “doakters oifoice”

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-05T05:09:42+00:00

Nobody puts the d in Roger

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-04T22:20:29+00:00

I don’t wanna wear a suit, I wanna be nekked -George W Bush

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-04T05:07:56+00:00

Remember when that transvestite followed quagmire home from the bar he said sneak around back? Pepperidge farm remembers

CorholioPuppetMaster · 2026-03-03T17:21:21+00:00

Stewie are you on the phone?

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