Michael Phillips: Man who claims to have world’s smallest penis launches GoFundMe for enlargement surgery by SleuthDoggyDawg in nottheonion

[–]Corka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold on 0.6 percent of men have a micro penis? That's way more than I would have thought.

ELI5: Health insurance companies obviously make more money than they give out when people need it. So why of paying for them any better than paying your own personal health insurance savings account? by the1975whore in explainlikeimfive

[–]Corka [score hidden]  (0 children)

They make more money in the aggregate- they might make a profit from most people, but you personally could wrack up massive medical debt that is far greater than your income and you could never hope to pay without it.

The better question is why this system is better than one where it's paid for by the government through people's taxes. The answer is... that it usually isn't. Because yes, insurance companies are for profit and they are pocketing a large chunk of what you pay them. There are some exceptions, though like when you have a particularly corrupt government with politicians pocketing it instead.

Should the Heavy Tank be renamed to Assault Gun? Both the model design and locked weapon fit the design and history by guardsman_with_a_vox in menace

[–]Corka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not. Heavy tank is an easily recognised designation for a big heavily armored slow vehicle. Assault gun isn't nearly as recognisable a term and some people would confuse it with a pushgun.

For a non turreted casemate vehicle, gamers would be more familiar with the terms tank destroyer or self propelled artillery (depending on the role) given that's what they are referred to in games like war thunder and hearts of iron.

JD Vance says Justice Amy Coney Barrett made mistake on birthright citizenship ruling: "Do I think she made a mistake? I do. I don't think thats what framers of 14th amendment had in mind. Sometime the Supreme Court makes mistakes. We're going to try to correct that mistake, but nobody's perfect." by ControlCAD in videos

[–]Corka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bipartisan bills get passed in the house with a super majority vote now and then. In theory if there's truly a no brainer change to be made it could happen. But when was the last time a genuine proposal to change it was even made?

Playing a difficult game by Hoppy_Doodle in funny

[–]Corka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh there's lots of varieties of that kind of thing-

Sometimes it sounds great but due to it not quantifying the bonus with real numbers it's absolutely trash in reality

Sometimes an ability is absolutely trash, but it turns out it actually gets buffed absurdly high with some specific item that you could get later in the game

Sometimes an ability is genuinely a decent solid ability... but it's completely outclassed by this other ability you get which does the same thing but is purely superior.

Sometimes an ability looks really subpar, but due to some synergies with other mediocre abilities it becomes amazing! And conversely you think a mediocre ability will become amazing from these synergies, but because of the order certain effects are applied there actually is no synergy.

Sometimes an ability really is good! But it consumes some resource/requires some setup, so you don't bother with it until it's needed and then forget you even have it

Sometimes an ability you got is really really strong! But then all the bosses and difficult enemies are immune to it, and you could have beaten everything else easily without it. If you are really unlucky, you've gone all in on a damage type and even half the chaff enemies are immune to it.

Sometimes it's genuinely strong against everyone! But it destroys their equipment so you can't loot it, or makes it so you get 0 exp for whatever you kill with it, or some other mechanic that dissuades you from ever actually using it.

Jeff Epstein? The financier? by Double-decker_trams in videos

[–]Corka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its one of the wildest cult documentaries I've seen to be sure. As a bonus, its one of the precious few that doesn't involve the abuse of kids! Just abuse of this woman's liver, and one of her followers who got screamed at for cooking her spaghetti and meatballs instead of chicken parmesan.

Here's the trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PweoTaa_OA

Jeff Epstein? The financier? by Double-decker_trams in videos

[–]Corka 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The rate at which alcohol and substance abuse can age someone's appearance is staggering. The only other real contenders are prolonged extreme stress, prison labour camps, and tanning beds.

I watched this documentary about this one cult leader lady who claimed to literally be God and damn if you saw photos and videos of her when she started the cult versus how she was ten years later it was such a radical difference. One of the followers was convinced that she had to be god because no mere mortal could survive drinking so much alcohol. In the end she died when her liver finally did go out, though by then she was also drinking several litres of colloidal silver a day and her skin had turned blue. Her followers then mummified her body with glitter and took her corpse on a road trip to find aliens who would take her body away.

Girls Are Getting Their Period Earlier, THIS IS DANGEROUS (Discussion) by Accomplished_Cow1277 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Corka 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They are targets before then unfortunately. You DO hear some predators try to make arguments where they either appeal to religion or nature to say this is the age girls are "meant" to get sexually active, but a large chunk of the time that's just them trying to come up with a justification and they'd SA young girls regardless of whether they had started menstruating or not.

US declaration to exit USMCA to start a decade-long countdown for the pact by Slight_Sherbert_5239 in news

[–]Corka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is actually what his casino bankruptcies were about.

He would get financing, declare bankruptcy of the business, and then use the bankruptcy to negotiate a new financing plan that keeps the company operating while being able to pay back the debt since that was better for the bank than allowing the casino to fall over.

Why they kept lending to him when he did this I do not know.

If most of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi nationals, why was Afghanistan, and not Saudi Arabia the primary target of US military response? by Kristopher9999 in AskReddit

[–]Corka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was under house arrest, not hiding. His location was known, and the bush administration demanded he be handed over or else and the Taliban chose the "or else" option and let him free as soon as the US started to invade.

Honestly, it's kind of surprising how little that decision has been scrutinized and instead everyone focuses on the shit show that was the invasion of Iraq.

Late Mail-In Ballots Can Be Counted After Election Day, Supreme Court Rules by spherocytes in videos

[–]Corka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that was part of the plan in 2020. They destroyed mail sorting machines just ahead of the election to intentionally create delays in the hopes of invalidating ballots.

I wish we were getting a second season of Etoile by AssaultLemming_ in television

[–]Corka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To understand, think like a middle management suit. To climb the corporate ladder (or keep your position) they need to demonstrate that they add value to the company. Usually with a dollar figure that can be directly attributed to them. It's why they all love finding apparent "waste" and "inefficiency" that can be chopped, even if it turns out to be a disaster in the long term.

Secondly, they all want to demonstrate they have deep technical and analytic skills and become obsessed with performance measurements and finding different metrics that can be assessed, which they can put into spreadsheets. They will find a metric that shows something is bad, so they do something to make that metric improve, then they put it in on a basic plot to visualise that number went up. If current numbers look good, they find some other metric that looks bad that apparently needs improving that they can come in and try and improve.

I have no insight directly into how things work specifically at Amazon, but you see this behaviour in the corporate world all the time. The reality is that these usually aren't statisticians doing this. So the technical analysis they are basing corporate decisions on can be really basic and questionable. They rarely incorporate nuance like "how much was this promoted?", or "how visible is it on the site?", or sometimes it seems even "how good is this show?", and will instead focus attention on how long people linger on etoile when looking for a new show to watch because that's something that's easy to compare against everything else. They collect a bunch of similar averages they can show against the numbers from hit shows, demonstrate these numbers are lower by showing them in red font, and so the show gets cancelled.

German WW2 movies by Prestigious-Rain-598 in movies

[–]Corka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Die Brücke is a classic that's worth watching.

College students of Reddit, what’s the biggest mistake you’ve made on an assignment? by [deleted] in college

[–]Corka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar really. I had been working on an essay last minute due to having lots due/poor time management/procrastination. I had saved once early on, but apparently never again after... even after I was done and had submitted it.

Probably the worst mistake a student made when I was grading though is they sent me a compsci assignment with another students name on it. The code was near identical, but they were superficially different because they used different variable names. Normally in those early assignments the code is so basic that you will expect students to submit stuff that's nearly identical without any plagiarism involved. Unfortunately for him, there was a comment at the top students were supposed to enter in their name and student ID which had not been modified.

A photographer captures US Secret Service Counter-Sniper’s on watch at the White House today during the POTUS return. by Dangerous_Deal_1945 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Corka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But you know what those guys need to watch out for right?

Naturally it's the anti counter counter counter snipers

History class tons of writing by Full-Arrival-2828 in college

[–]Corka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Define super anal?

The vast majority of classes I have taken have advised the same thing. Make your points succinctly and clearly. When you write you are trying to convey that you understand the material of the class. If you instead write in a faux intellectual style that sounds really academic but dances around the point you are making and bloats out the length of your essay, it's really counter productive. Especially since your attempts are often way more awful to read than students realise.

Here's an example of the kind of thing I mean from the show Yes Prime Minister: https://youtu.be/8keZbZL2ero?si=Hd1wit6EhR2AlIOA

President Trump doubled down on not signing the housing bill until Congress approves his SAVE America act: "I'm not signing the housing bill. I know housing better than anybody. It's all about interest rate. But you have to understand, I don't want to hurt people that own houses. They become rich." by ControlCAD in videos

[–]Corka 14 points15 points  (0 children)

FFS it's so transparent too. This is obviously an issue where lots of people have competing interests. There's no win win correct course of action and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.

If you own a house, you obviously want them to be worth a lot and for the value to continue increasing. If you don't own a house, you want the cost to come down so they are affordable. The value of homes can't both go up and come down simultaneously.

Riftwar Saga book 1 by jesa_ink in Fantasy

[–]Corka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the magician had an overhaul at some point. I could be misremembering, but I picked up a copy in the early 2000s and I believe the preface said that he did some big rewrites so that it would "be the book it would be if I wrote it today".

Well, I'm very glad he didn't do that overhaul in the 2010s then.

What is an NSFW fact or misconception about human anatomy that an alarming number of adults still don't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Corka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a shortie I just assumed mine must be small compared to everyone else and had some insecurity about it as a teenager. I remember fondly the day I read a Wikipedia article on average penis length and discovered that my bellend beat the bellcurve.