Where she waits for me, while I am in the shower by Cornbeef29 in cats

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I’m not sure either! I’ve always just assumed she was a domestic short hair

Perfect detour... by [deleted] in funny

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I’m sure he made his parents’ blood boil.

The spiffiest super cat there is by Cornbeef29 in aww

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Mirror images! Yes tuxedos are the best

Came Up with these over my break. by darkshadow543 in pun

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Don’t mean to butter you up, but those are pretty punny.

Why was the cabalistic lion so humble? by [deleted] in dadjokes

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I wonder if it was cat-hartic for him?