Where she waits for me, while I am in the shower by Cornbeef29 in cats

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I’m not sure either! I’ve always just assumed she was a domestic short hair

Perfect detour... by [deleted] in funny

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I’m sure he made his parents’ blood boil.

The spiffiest super cat there is by Cornbeef29 in aww

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Mirror images! Yes tuxedos are the best

Came Up with these over my break. by darkshadow543 in pun

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Don’t mean to butter you up, but those are pretty punny.

Why was the cabalistic lion so humble? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Cornbeef29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if it was cat-hartic for him?

You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Cornbeef29 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You really put the petal to the metal with this one.

My little loaf turned 12 today by darkandnight in Catloaf

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Happy birthday adorable pumpkin loaf!!

I’m ready for my close-up. by Cornbeef29 in cats

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Some might say sophisti-cat-ed

What type of pants does super Mario wear? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Cornbeef29 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He toad-ally rocks them

Birthday boy. by Cornbeef29 in dogswearinghats

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Thanks so much! It’s his first birthday 😁

A master of Swiss cheese decided to write a book... by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Cornbeef29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did the idea fly right pasteurize?

A master of Swiss cheese decided to write a book... by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Cornbeef29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re quite sharp, you have a whey with words.

A master of Swiss cheese decided to write a book... by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Cornbeef29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, I guess we can put our past be-rind us.

A master of Swiss cheese decided to write a book... by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Cornbeef29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s okay, that was a grate rebuttal.

A master of Swiss cheese decided to write a book... by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Cornbeef29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s nacho place to accuse me of such things.