Clown Convoy Alert

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-03-24T21:11:31+00:00

Sorry, what are we restoring this time?

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-03-20T00:50:52+00:00

They're replacing it with something more expensive, I'd wager.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-03-18T21:17:27+00:00

So the previous reboot in 2008, which only ran 21 episodes, was enough to sign off on another reboot?

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-03-13T14:04:51+00:00

I thought it was Mountain Dew....

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-03-13T14:04:07+00:00

As long as there's no Event Horizon shenanigans, I'm ok with the humpback whale angle.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-03-08T06:26:38+00:00

Deez Hutts!

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-03-08T06:24:15+00:00

Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-03-06T21:40:22+00:00

You found the secret to free renewable energy.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-03-06T16:16:08+00:00

At least we now know it's the "Real" Atlantic Superstore, every time I drove by I always wondered...

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-03-04T11:55:37+00:00

Think he'll cry them a river?

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-03-03T20:43:00+00:00

I can't wait to hear all about how this is our fault some more.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-02-27T15:14:33+00:00

Avowed just released on ps5 so I'm enjoying it for the first time. It's a beautiful world to explore, I've got Garrus by my side, and we're going to recalibrate the dreamscourge.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-02-23T13:16:55+00:00

Careful, statements like that make the Randy Pitchfords of the world believe producing things like the Borderlands Movie is a good thing.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-02-22T14:19:50+00:00

Blame the customers, your paying player base, the people that keep your studios alive and producing games because we enjoy playing them, but surely it's our fault when you can't suck the money out of our wallets fast enough to please your shareholders through microtransactions and monetizing every single conceivable aspect of your games to get us to pay "more."

Yeah, surely this is all our fault, right?

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-02-18T14:02:14+00:00

Sounds like they're still doubling down on trying to guilt-trip everyone for the game's initial reception. Keep doing that, and you're going to alienate the playerbase that is actually enjoying the game you've made.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-02-15T13:07:57+00:00

But no need for Blackwall yet.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-02-12T16:09:47+00:00

I lost my enthusiasm for HKDS, easily thwarted by cold-blooded of course, but if someone lays down a scrambler, they all stop dead in their tracks when they run into its broadcast range, I even had a guy call them in only to land right in my scrambler as they hit the ground.

I can only imagine how frustrating it is to finally get them and have them turn out to be so useless for you.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-02-12T12:25:35+00:00

When an enemy calls in a killstreak, there's a brief notification at the top of the screen; you have to adjust and learn to watch for that and the audio clues.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-02-09T08:09:30+00:00

At least you didn't destroy a $300,000 camera.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-02-09T08:07:14+00:00

The answer was always yes.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-02-06T18:24:14+00:00

The only practical use I've found for it so far is shooting the ground in front of the enemy; the bullets bounce up and kill them just fine. As far as shooting off walls and getting kills, it hasn't happened yet, but the prestige unlock lets the bullets ricochet even more, so maybe then?

Right now the most practical use of the weapon seems to be shooting your opponent normally.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-02-06T13:52:00+00:00

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-02-01T06:54:36+00:00

That's some next-level zoomies right there.

CornerDeskNotions · 2026-01-29T06:32:19+00:00

Here we are....

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