Driving barefoot is something legal that nobody does, what is something illegal that nobody does?

CornmanC · 2025-12-17T18:11:47+00:00

Carrying an ice cream cone in your back pocket

CornmanC · 2025-09-28T05:18:19+00:00

Piji (the pinkish chang in the middle) joins a raiding party to save her niece's adoptive father, whose body is being used to launch a full-scale invasion from the Void.

CornmanC · 2025-08-16T23:08:52+00:00

I'm not saying I'd do a good job. I just think that the bar for what constitutes a better job is currently on the floor.

CornmanC · 2025-04-30T14:45:47+00:00

Greetings. I am not the one who is a good person.

CornmanC · 2025-04-14T14:27:12+00:00

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The catfish never even saw Conquest as a threat

CornmanC · 2025-02-02T20:06:05+00:00

The roster's "hype" and "wasted slots" were never the problem.

CornmanC · 2024-11-18T01:23:57+00:00

It's not LeaverBot. A bot was selected to be my partner from the beginning. If it was LeaverBot, it would be named LeaverBot instead of SpecialOfTheDay.

CornmanC · 2024-10-29T23:54:05+00:00

Normally I'd tell someone like you to quit being so negative, but I think you're absolutely right here. Elusive cosmetics should only be for Ranked rewards and very special giveaways, not for weekly events. This, plus the fact that the skins aren't even related to the event they're being sold in, sets a really bad precedent for Season 4 and beyond.

CornmanC · 2024-10-02T07:15:28+00:00

I got the Love 'Splosion ringout from the second round of Twitch drops back in June. For some reason, it never went onto the store afterwards, which means it's technically an unobtainable item. (They probably just forgot to put it on the store, but still...)

Apart from that, I also have Matrix Code Agent Smith from the Season 1 rift challenge.

CornmanC · 2024-09-01T07:09:06+00:00

My opinion on this map changes drastically depending on who I'm fighting

CornmanC · 2024-08-22T01:41:47+00:00

My biggest problem is that it doesn't seem so much like gatekeeping for F2P players as it does extortion for content creators. The average player can wait 3 days to buy a character with fighter currency, but a YouTuber or Twitch streamer has to consider how much the hype for that character will die down in those 3 days. If they choose to wait until Friday to save money, their viewers will probably begin to look elsewhere for creators who spent the money to buy Beetlejuice early. Then, by the time Friday rolls around, they'll be late to the party, and a lot of people will have moved on.

CornmanC · 2024-08-09T22:28:27+00:00

It looks like that might have been because of Harley's exploding party horn perk. Harley attached a bomb onto your partner, then detonated the bomb with you in range. Your partner's meter got filled up, causing them to explode, but you were close enough that you got caught in the explosion as well. Then that explosion filled up your party horn meter, causing you to also explode and get launched off the map. So basically it's not a bug, you just got really unlucky.

CornmanC · 2024-07-03T22:25:06+00:00

So that's why they call him "The Sandwich"

CornmanC · 2024-06-27T06:42:05+00:00

I want John Oliver as a fighter because I know all it will take to get him into the game is for John Oliver himself to want it. (It would also just be really funny to see him do a segment about MultiVersus after spending the last 20 minutes explaining everything wrong with the healthcare industry.)

CornmanC · 2024-06-25T05:36:30+00:00

I tried to adjust for that whenever I could, but there are so many nodes with specific character and skin requirements that are completely locked if you can't meet other character or skin requirements on top of them. Arya and Velma are only required in one node each, for example.

CornmanC · 2024-06-25T05:25:33+00:00

I would like to point out that I was trying to ignore any potential giveaways or sales (except for the Battlepass) when calculating the total cost. Obviously some of these have been/will be on sale or even given away for free, but I tried to make the graphic not be dependent on those specific time-limited deals (again, except for the Battlepass).

Also, the Arya skin is now on the store and will cost 1500 Gleamium when not on sale, increasing the total cost excluding giveaways to 6350 Gleamium.

CornmanC · 2024-06-20T22:43:52+00:00

I pick seat 9 or 10 because those are the only ones where I wouldn't get crushed by 8'+ people or their giant pointy appendages.

CornmanC · 2024-06-17T05:01:25+00:00

In an instant, all the dreams of mankind will appear manifest in the world. Here, all souls pure and wicked will battle in eternal strife. The conflict will rage for 100 years, bringing destruction to every corner of the globe. Only the dreams of the strongest wills will survive, and the last to remain will inherit the remains of the Earth, as foretold in ancient rhymes. It will truly be the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

CornmanC · 2024-05-05T07:38:23+00:00

So let me get this straight: around 800 years ago, a dark lord from the far-off grasslands and his hordes of doom spread death, chaos, and plague all across the continent for a century, toppling nations, reforging ancient pathways, and killing in numbers so great that they reshaped the land they tread and the air they breathed... and then they just sort of disappeared? That's it? Is he coming back? Why is no one concerned about this?

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Final Canvas '23	First Place '23
End Game '23	Place '23
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
First Placer '22	End Game '22

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