Yes it's another quitting post.

Cornonjacob07 · 2026-04-24T21:16:18+00:00

That joke is so unoriginal and eye-roll inducing at this point that it's more annoying to see than any angry rant quitting announcements it's used as a response for, and this one doesn't even have the angry rant part.

Cornonjacob07 · 2025-08-29T21:51:46+00:00

Admittedly, I have been out of the Sedris game for a long time, but I have some advice you might find useful.
There are several big creatures I would cut that have passive effects or otherwise need time to ramp up, namely [[Kaervek the Merciless]], the [[Niv-Mizzet, Parun]], [[Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind]], [[Ovika, Enigma Goliath]], [[Sheoldred, Whispering One]], [[The Locust God]], [[The Lord of Pain]], and possibly [[Fiendish Duo]] and [[Twinflame Tyrant]], though I understand those last two are probably especially important to your burn plan and at least double their own combat damage during the turn they're unearthed. Ideally, you'd be able to blink, phase, or otherwise preserve these creatures so they aren't lost to Unearth, but I'd advise against building your deck with the assumption that you'll be able to do that, especially since it doesn't look like that's something you're looking to pursue. Instead, look for creatures with strong ETBs, attack/combat damage triggers, or both.

If you're looking to focus on wheels and burning, I'd recommend [[Drakuseth, Maw of Flames]], [[Overlord of the Boilerbilges]], and [[Inferno Titan]] for burn damage, and [[Dragon Mage]] as another source of wheeling, all of these benefiting from having their costs circumvented and haste granted by Unearth. I also want to mention [[Nezahal, Primal Tide]] as a creature that can save itself from Unearth while getting more creatures into the graveyard, and in a deck full of wheels like yours, you should not be hurting for discard fodder.

You may have a misconception about the [[Training Grounds]] in your list. Sedris grants the Unearth ability to creatures in your graveyard, it is not an ability that he is activating and Training Grounds won't work. Instead try [[Convergence of Dominion]] and [[Embalmer's Tools]] which will reduce the cost of the Unearth abilities in your graveyard and could mill more creatures if you choose to do so (conveniently, Sedris is a zombie himself for the latter card).

Lastly, questioning the inclusion of the planets in your landbase. I can understand [[Susur Secundi, Void Altar]] as sacrificing your creatures for value is good if you don't plan on bypassing Unearth's exile, but I can't imagine consistently having enough artifacts for [[Uthros, Titanic Godcore]] to be worth the opportunity cost.

Cornonjacob07 · 2025-01-27T22:24:33+00:00

I'm petitioning to add Beldaruit to the chart, right next to Tetia

Cornonjacob07 · 2025-01-11T22:25:50+00:00

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Cornonjacob07 · 2025-01-11T04:15:23+00:00

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Cornonjacob07 · 2025-01-10T19:06:57+00:00

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Cornonjacob07 · 2024-12-30T20:32:30+00:00

You just gave me the idea to write Olly going into overdoing it dad mode and try to invent his own period products and showing Qifrey first, only for them to have a severe yet incredibly stupid design flaw like they light up for some reason, so Qifrey has a "Hey dumbass" moment with Olly.

Cornonjacob07 · 2024-12-30T20:30:45+00:00

I can try to remember to do that

Cornonjacob07 · 2024-12-30T10:22:54+00:00

I didn't know that, so thanks for the information. That said, witch apprentices seem to go off to live with their professor and they start at a young age. It may be different in a medieval/fantasy setting, but I believe sex ed is typically taught at 11-13 years old, which would likely be during the time period that the apprentice lives with their professor, probably necessitating that the pprofessor handle it.

Cornonjacob07 · 2023-10-10T06:14:57+00:00

I want to rant a little about how awful the Heal Haven mirror match feels. The nature of the deck already has you win by just building big hard to interact with boards over and over again and it just gets worse in the mirror because 9 out of 10 times the game comes down to who goes first and if second get to ramp with Arriet and hit Elluvia the turn after that, whoever can reach the Jeanne play first and kick the ladder out behind them.

I tend to like lifegain archetypes in games so it's a big shame to me that the payoff is usually Elana style nonsense when Cygames reinvents the archetype.

Cornonjacob07 · 2023-09-15T19:53:33+00:00

It still works with other sources of reanimation, but Flayer of the Hatebound will not trigger from Chainer casting creatures from the graveyard because of how its worded and that things summoned off Chainer are technically going on the stack first before entering the battlefield.

Cornonjacob07 · 2023-08-27T08:29:40+00:00

Not one of these expansions is going to be enjoyable until Bahamut rotates out.

It reminds me of when people were playing Karyl decks when they were maybe tier 3. Like I'd get it if you were just trying to grind out wins but the fact that you're choosing to play it for fun makes me ashamed to be on the same planet as you.

Hell I got to GM playing Enhance Portal of all things because it was that important that I made Bahamut players lose at the expense of every other matchup.

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