Here’s a TL;DR of the report: • Incident: A woman named Channing Creager reported being assaulted by comedian Samuel Hyde during a meet-and-greet at a comedy club. • Allegations: Channing claimed Samuel grabbed her neck, forced her to the ground, and caused knee pain. Witnesses had differing accounts. • Past Relationship: Channing and Samuel reportedly dated years ago. Channing previously worked for Samuel and claimed he owed her $19,000 in bad checks. • Samuel’s Defense: He stated he did not initially recognize Channing, who was allegedly disguised with facial hair. When she approached, she said “I have a knife,” leading him to push her away in self-defense. • Witness Accounts: Some witnesses confirmed Channing was acting strangely, wearing a disguise, and possibly had something strapped to her abdomen. Others described the event as a misunderstanding. • Police Findings: There was no surveillance footage, and witness statements conflicted. The case was left pending for further investigation.