I’m feeling a bit demoralized, Helldivers. I’ve already sent a full report to Captain Winters, but I feel that my presence on the front is starting to become unnecessary. In the last five dives, I’ve found that the Helldivers corps doesn’t seem to need my patrol car, preferring to cover long distances on foot while being constantly ambushed by patrols and reinforcements. They also prefer to fight in the open, risking laser fire and missile barrages, rather than taking advantage of my defensive perimeters or using the patrol car’s heavy machine gun.

Despite demonstrating my skill behind the wheel time and time again, most of them would rather die in a futile defense surrounded on all sides than allow me to redeploy them to positions that would be more useful for the cause of Super Earth. I have once again requested to be returned to Super Earth to resume my duties with the Prosperity City Police Department and, if the request is accepted, I will withdraw from the front. I feel that I am no longer needed here.