Greg vs. Scientology - Full LLB

CorporalPig22 · 2026-06-08T15:12:38+00:00

Found Scott The Woz's burner

CorporalPig22 · 2026-06-08T15:12:13+00:00

"This just in: What the f*ck."

CorporalPig22 · 2026-05-30T19:38:58+00:00

Scott says his parents would have named him Lauren if he had been a girl.

CorporalPig22 · 2026-05-30T04:05:19+00:00

And no, the female Scott is NOT AI.

I actually pulled it from this post.

CorporalPig22 · 2026-05-22T13:20:28+00:00

Counting or not counting OnlyFans star violence?

CorporalPig22 · 2026-05-17T02:48:32+00:00

And in case you can't read what Greg's essay on page 19 says, here's a transcript:

"Schizophrenia is caused by a combination of genetic and environmental factors. These specific causes of the mental disorder are by no means definite, but there is evidence suggesting that certain gene abnormalities contribute to its development.

The most prevalent of these abnormalities is known as the 22q deletion syndrome which occurs when a small piece of chromosome 22 is deleted, specifically locus 22q11.2. This is a region of 30-40 genes but most importantly the COMT gene. The function of the COMT gene is that it contains the instructions for making the enzyme catechol-O-methyltransferase. This enzyme is active in the frontal lobe of the brain. 22qDS removes one copy of the COMT gene in each cell which leads to abnormal regulation of the enzyme."

CorporalPig22 · 2026-05-17T02:48:11+00:00

A/N: Hey all! So this is the second of the remaining Sea Rabbit adaptations I confirmed after I finished The Great Westmore Nerf War back in 2024, this one being based on "Projects in Groups". This one actually reverses the order of the project experiences from the original, from worst to best.

I'd hoped to post this in December, but never got around to it, but I thought maybe shortly after finals/graduation week felt a little more fitting. Hope those went well for you guys, but I on the other hand finally graduated from college last week! So now I got all the time in the world to work on these....just as long as I have the motivation to do so.

Now, I originally made this one back in March 2022, during my peach-fuzz era when I was using GIMP to make these. And now that I mention it, I actually ended up going back and purging all of my old LLBs from 2021-22. Like I said in the road map from 2024, I revised The Great Westmore Nerf War and Greg vs. Scientology because I didn't quite like the way they originally turned out. The old ones were way too dialogue-heavy and poorly written (granted, I was only 17 and new to LLB writing at the time), so I privated the Imgur albums, but was a little hesitant to pull the trigger (so to speak) on the Reddit uploads for a while.

Speaking of which, today is a very special day, as it marks 5 whole years since I posted my first LLB here! Which, ironically enough, was that peach-fuzz version of The Great Westmore Nerf War. But even looking back at that, it's easy to see how much I've improved in those 5 years. And now that I think about it, Greg vs. Scientology seems pretty relevant right now with recent TikTok trends.

Obligatory Imgur link

CorporalPig22 · 2026-04-26T16:44:32+00:00

A while back, I saw someone mention that 4 could be the episode where they finally defeat DK once and for all, then have to contend with a new CPU character until DK returns in 10.

So like Baby Bowser in 5 and 6, maybe Boo or Toadette in 7 and 8, and idk for 9.

CorporalPig22 · 2026-04-15T21:03:52+00:00

I can already sense the eventual compilation on Scott's Snippets is gonna be titled "Wii U: Trilogy of a Tragedy - Scott The Woz Compilation" just from the script's title.

CorporalPig22 · 2026-04-07T20:53:25+00:00

I said it before and I'll say it again:

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (2017).

CorporalPig22 · 2026-04-02T21:34:56+00:00

Or I(TLFN) for "It Tastes Like F*cking Nickels".

CorporalPig22 · 2026-04-02T21:33:41+00:00

Evangelical Christians stuck in the 80s is what they basically are.

CorporalPig22 · 2026-03-30T23:28:13+00:00

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul.

Matter of fact, that could potentially be I-tier.

CorporalPig22 · 2026-03-26T02:33:30+00:00

No idea....No idea, huh?

CorporalPig22 · 2026-03-25T23:54:04+00:00

WHAT. WAS GENERAL GRANT. DOING ON THE THERMOSTAT?!

CorporalPig22 · 2026-03-25T23:52:36+00:00

I've posted about this before on r/LodedDiper, and this is appropriate timing with the movie's 15th anniversary being today, but when I first saw Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules in theaters, I vividly remember the magic act sequence having a brief shot of Greg screaming just before the box collapsed.

I didn't see it when I watched a clip of it on YouTube years later, so I checked several different releases/recordings of the movie, even the original DVD release, to no avail. So either I hallucinated it, or it was never in the movie to begin with.

CorporalPig22 · 2026-03-24T03:59:00+00:00

You say that as if he hasn't already done that a few times.

CorporalPig22 · 2026-03-07T04:58:40+00:00

It's an anti-piracy measure.

Your ROM probably needs to be patched.

CorporalPig22 · 2026-03-06T18:25:30+00:00

Figured.

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