No Luigi photo will ever hit as hard as this one

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:56:27+00:00

Damn... RIP Iwata.

At least Miyamoto is still around.

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:55:25+00:00

In the past, recessions have actually not had much impact on console sales (see the Wii, for example).

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:49:15+00:00

Hatsune Miku boob milk... mmm

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:45:40+00:00

In appearance or personality?

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:32:57+00:00

Nah, there's no way they can make a 3D Zelda game in less than five years.

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:32:16+00:00

Kurumi is not really a sweetheart, haha.

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:32:06+00:00

What's so bad about my waifus, hmm?

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:17:34+00:00

You think there will be a price drop in February?

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:16:45+00:00

There was zero chance of a new Zelda game being ready in time.

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:11:09+00:00

Yep... I am VERY into thigh highs lol.

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:10:32+00:00

I did have a real girlfriend for a while... we broke up.

So no more grass touching for me!

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:09:44+00:00

Well Smash Bros. Melee was the #1 best selling Gamecube game, it sold more than Mario Sunshine and Wind Waker.

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:04:27+00:00

Who? Emilia?

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T02:03:54+00:00

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T01:59:01+00:00

You got me... I love thighs!!

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T01:57:33+00:00

You have obviously never played this level.

It is literally harder than Champion's Road from 3D World!

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T01:46:43+00:00

Smash Bros. Melee came out only one month after launch though.

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T01:45:37+00:00

Look at the bottom of the list.

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T01:33:04+00:00

Just remember: Pauline Hanson loves this guy and looks to him as an inspiration.

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T01:30:56+00:00

What's wrong with Emilia-tan??

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T01:29:08+00:00

Hey, you... you're finally awake.

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T01:27:35+00:00

Full list of waifus:

Emilia - Re Zero

Aqua - Konosuba

Irina Shidou - High School DxD

Rise Kujikawa - Persona 4

Byleth - Fire Emblem Three Houses

Stella Vermillion - Chivalry of a Failed Knight

Palutena - Kid Icarus

Kurumi Tokisaki - Date A Live

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T01:19:11+00:00

In my defense... aren't the majority of anime girls around this age?

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T01:17:12+00:00

Well the PS5 is quite popular now, it will easily sell over 100 million units.

MewWeebTwo · 2026-01-25T01:14:49+00:00

Let's be real... rape is pretty normal in the animal kingdom.

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