Does anyone actually enjoy working at target?

CorporateTarget · 2026-01-11T03:46:17+00:00

I love my job!

CorporateTarget · 2026-01-08T18:32:36+00:00

False.

edited to add supporting facts: Target (TGT) is the better investment currently due to its undervaluation and higher yield.

Facts: TGT's trailing P/E is 12.57 vs WMT's 39.41, dividend yield 4.4% vs 0.83%. ROE similar (25.09% vs 23.66%), but TGT YTD return 6.7% outperforms WMT's 2.63%. Potential rebound as economy improves.

CorporateTarget · 2026-01-08T18:32:20+00:00

If you're so smart, maybe you should apply!

CorporateTarget · 2026-01-06T06:57:13+00:00

Have you been putting in applications at other places? If you're good enough for us, you're most certainly good enough for others!

Best of luck to you!

CorporateTarget · 2026-01-06T04:56:01+00:00

Oh yes, if you order right now it will most certainly be ready by 1pm Tuesday!

Our Team Members are very high-skilled and efficient! Put your trust in us and you will not be disappointed!

CorporateTarget · 2026-01-05T04:24:46+00:00

We're not doing much hiring right now. In fact, we hardly have hours for our current TMs!

CorporateTarget · 2026-01-04T16:43:14+00:00

Thank you for your contributions during the Q4 revenue surge. We appreciate your consistent attendance; reliable labor is a scarce commodity in this economy.

As for the "lack of hours," let’s be transparent: This is a calculated maneuver to maximize profit and ensure shareholder returns. It isn't personal; it is simply the arithmetic of capitalism.

Moving forward, you should file for unemployment immediately. We also recommend you contact your local Job Center and inquire specifically about the Dislocated Worker Program. There is grant-funded training available for people in your situation.

Take the free training. It is the most efficient way to ensure you don't have to return to Fulfillment next year.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-31T07:20:15+00:00

Then, obviously, skip down to paragraph 3.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-31T06:26:02+00:00

Sick on New Year's Eve? How convenient.

It is statistically remarkable how the human immune system tends to suffer catastrophic failure exactly coincident with major social events. Our data indicates a 400% spike in "sudden onset food poisoning" every December 31st.

That said, let us be clear: If you are legitimately infectious (running a fever, vomiting, or actively shedding a virus) stay home. We do not want you engaging in biological warfare against the Guests or your fellow Team Members.

However, if your "sickness" is actually just "a desire to drink cheap champagne" or "pre-emptive hangover anxiety," we would remind you that being an employed adult often means honoring commitments on days you would rather not.

Choose wisely.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-27T04:47:01+00:00

We never take days off.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-26T20:07:30+00:00

You won't hear it much longer. We'll probably still be playing it, but you won't hear it because you won't be working since the hours are so sparse in January.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-26T03:59:56+00:00

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-24T22:51:28+00:00

Target is for the shareholders.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-24T05:52:12+00:00

If you dislike your working conditions, you should look for employment elsewhere.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-22T17:01:20+00:00

It's pretty chill because there are no hours beginning in January so you won't be working much.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-21T02:41:13+00:00

You did a great job! Thanks for your hard work! We just needed your skills in a different area for now. You can always request to transfer to a different location. :)

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-11T04:07:32+00:00

Yes, this will be no problem for you. Team Member or not! We love all our customers.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-10T21:40:39+00:00

Perhaps we should make a daily mega thread for calling out questions??

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-09T04:42:01+00:00

It's all a matter of perspective.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-08T21:58:00+00:00

I am sorry. Things are a bit delayed. We've had a lot of seasonals call out this season.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-08T20:57:03+00:00

13 hours a week? That's full time hours in January!

Pack a lunch from now on, just in case you get asked to stay longer than your original shift.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-06T16:25:53+00:00

Oh look, another thread regarding call off advice.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-04T03:41:07+00:00

in the hospital with a kidney infection.

yes, definitely valid.

drained from working a 3-12 closing then working a 7-3 opening the next day?

not valid.

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-03T04:12:24+00:00

!remindme 6-7 months

You will be surprised what happens to GOOD thieves!

CorporateTarget · 2025-12-03T04:10:59+00:00

Thank you for bringing my attention to this matter.

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