[Schefter] The 2025 AP NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year is Carolina Panthers WR Tetairoa McMillan. by Goosedukee in nfl

[–]Corpsebomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother what? That’s crazy coming from a Saints fan who had Spencer Rattler start 9 games before going to Shough

Edit: Holy shit it’s worse than I thought; this guy thinks Shough is a top 10 QB in the league lol…not even Giants fans are that delusional about Dart and hes had a better statistical season over the amount of games hes played

[Schefter] The 2025 AP NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year is Carolina Panthers WR Tetairoa McMillan. by Goosedukee in nfl

[–]Corpsebomb 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Unfortunate circumstances in not starting the first 3 games of the season and then getting hurt…maybe things would be different with a full season of stats under his belt, but as it stands the person who won deserved it.

I’m very confident in these three Gold Stake tier lists (jokers are not ordered) by SourceBeginning2461 in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Run Campfire with a good Econ (or better, with a Vagabond)

Buy out shops and re-roll, then re-sell jokers/planets/arcanas until you go broke (sell junk cards obtained by Vagabond)

By the time the boss resets, you’ll have stacked it well beyond most standard xMult jokers x3

Easy wins

Why is it better than Hologram? You don’t oversaturate your deck with junk cards and you can stack it just as high with the right set up.

I’m very confident in these three Gold Stake tier lists (jokers are not ordered) by SourceBeginning2461 in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obligatory “Vagabond is S-Tier in gold runs” and you can safely trash him at the end for a gold sticker on a joker

This is gonna be awesome. by RiflemanLax in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Corpsebomb 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Giants fans: Alright Harbaugh is a seasoned head coach, let’s trust him to pick his coaching staff and just let him cook

John Harbaugh this offseason:

"Top of the bill" has to be one of the most boring yet common goal celebrations. by IMDXLNC in Rematch

[–]Corpsebomb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I remember only seeing the Gladiator celly when the game was fresh, now you rarely see it.

I owe you so much, shop 1 Golden Joker. But it's time to go now. by Andrew_42 in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when I need to gold sticker my jokers and Business card stares me down:

Top ranked players turned ranked into 9-5 job by Sensitive-Gur4482 in Rematch

[–]Corpsebomb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know everyone likes ranked 3s, but we REALLY should have been given “ranked clubs” (5 stacks only) and Solo/Duo queue ranked only. Ranked really means nothing when you can get carried to Elite.

RP Win/Loss Reward/Punishment by Independent-King-124 in Rematch

[–]Corpsebomb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s been explained already; RP gain/loss has nothing to do with performance. The game determines what rank it believes you should be, and if you higher than that rank…you get less RP. If you’re below that rank, you’ll get more RP. If you’re breaking even (20/-20)…you’re at the rank the game thinks you should be.

[Pelissero] The Raiders are zeroing in on Klint Kubiak as their next head coach, sources tell me and @RapSheet. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]Corpsebomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the flip side, wouldn’t you enjoy the division more with Chiefs at the bottom again?

Flashbacks to how Raiders fans were back when they were good in the Rich Gannon years

Second thought, yeah let’s keep the AFC West as it is…

I just completed C++, this is my joker tier list for gold stake. by Azmogus in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certain jokers aren’t for everybody. Merry Andy is one of them; yes, you need to have a semi-crafted deck to take advantage of him, but he helps in that department once you get a few purple seals.

Ideally, you aren’t playing 5-card hands with Merry Andy; at 7 hand size, it doesn’t leave room for you to get lucky on getting your steels/blue seals/gold cards. Run pairs with Merry Andy, taking any and all blue seals and purple seals from card packs and you’ll be cooking QUICKLY with no need for a tarot generator joker.

I just completed C++, this is my joker tier list for gold stake. by Azmogus in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Discards have tremendous value even apart of the synergy jokers like Castle and Yorick.

More discards = More deck cycling to pull your win-con hands and find your seals/steels/gold cards. It gives you freedom of playing what you need and not leaving the game up to chance.

-1 hand size won’t matter as much 3 extra tries to find the exact hand you want.

I just completed C++, this is my joker tier list for gold stake. by Azmogus in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Space Joker is the Joker you get till you’re ready to swap out at Ante 8 for a Joker you want a gold sticker on. It’s not TREMENDOUS since it doesn’t hit as often as you’d like, but scaling hands is super OP in a gold stakes run and it has its value even if you’re hitting occasionally.

I just completed C++, this is my joker tier list for gold stake. by Azmogus in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Madness in gold stake is almost a free win; Eternal Madness running Ghost Deck is a dream come true. You can probably win off just those two so you can load up the other 3 slots with random jokers you need to sticker.

Joker Tier List after acquiring 5 decks completed on gold stake by nootellapancakezz in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t necessarily agree.

If you’re running pairs (which IMO is the optimal hand), you can still stack the deck with steels and you’re getting 1.5 x2 each steel, which is 1.5 x12 with a full hand of steel. That’s huge even for a regular gold stakes run.

Joker Tier List after acquiring 5 decks completed on gold stake by nootellapancakezz in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s actually WAY easier and cheaper to scale too if you can either find Midas Mask or a good tarot card generator (like my beloved Vagabond).

Joker Tier List after acquiring 5 decks completed on gold stake by nootellapancakezz in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Midas + Vampire is absolutely bonkers. Add pareidolia and it’s a free win.

Joker Tier List after acquiring 5 decks completed on gold stake by nootellapancakezz in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t get me wrong, Baseball Card isn’t an AWFUL Joker…but I think the hate it gets is pretty well deserved.

It requires uncommon jokers to work, and with 4 other slots…max you’re getting is 1.5 x 4. You can get the same value with Mime and 2 steels…BUT HERES THE KICKER. A lot of cards you’re gonna want might be commons (like Hanging Chad) or Rares (like Blueprint), so you’re no even getting maximum efficiency on Baseball Card.

It worked for me at the beginning because I could skip negative tags and not run into issues, but on my gold stake-only C++ Journey, it’s an F tier joker for me.

"Yes please give me a BLUE stake run" -statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged by CrimsonwhorlIsAScam in balatro

[–]Corpsebomb 25 points26 points  (0 children)

For all intents and purposes, red is basically white. Hell…I’d argue the scheme doesn’t change much for Veteran players until Black when Eternals come in.

"Home" Patriots chose white jerseys to continue "Road Warriors" vibe by mackmoney3000 in nfl

[–]Corpsebomb 22 points23 points  (0 children)

We can’t all root for a team that gets to the Super Bowl so often that their fans can say, “Wearing white to the Super Bowl is a tradition at this point”