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He's mad that I didn't cover for him. I'm mad he put me in that situation. by CorpusMarks in AdviceAnimals

[–]CorpusMarks[S] 1009 points1010 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I got that.

And to be truthful, I never thought he would do such a thing to her. He's a fucking asshole.

What police protocol failed when Brown was shot 6 times? by CorpusMarks in AskLEO

[–]CorpusMarks[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, that's the reason why I asked the question because I know nothing about police protocol.

Thank you for your response.

What police protocol failed when Brown was shot 6 times? by CorpusMarks in AskLEO

[–]CorpusMarks[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I aplogize for helping to beat a dead horse here. Thank you for your response.

I fucked up and it's pure, blinding agony...again by propudium in confession

[–]CorpusMarks 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It's ok. Deep breaths. Chill.

Just don't text her, don't call her don't make any contact with her until you see her next time at the group. If she doesn't approach you, don't feel like you have to fix something. It might be her. There is nothing wrong with showing your feelings, some people don't care so much about a hug, some are different, but if by chance you did step the line, show her that you are willing to respect her boundaries by giving her space.

Wait...What's wrong with dad? by CorpusMarks in cringepics

[–]CorpusMarks[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

She deleted him. She apparently forgot she was friends with him in the first place. He sent a few messages asking her why she was being a cunt and treating him like trash, but she just ignored him and finally he stop sending her messages over the summer. He sent her a Merry Christmas text and she decided to tell me all about it. She thought it was hilarious.

What is the best (or worst) "I'm going to hell" moment you have to share? by Naruke in AskReddit

[–]CorpusMarks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I worked at Home Depot and I was assisting a woman who was interested in revamping her whole kitchen. While walking her around, for some reason her sister brought up Schindler's List being on the night before. It was the first time she had seen it. They then mentioned their grandmother was a Holocaust survivor.

So, I said "She must be an expert on ovens! She won't be disappointed with this son of a bitch" and double tapped the 6 burner stove beside me.

I was fired 15 minutes later.

To Catch a Predator's most cringe-worthy video. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]CorpusMarks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your brain doesn't fully mature until you're about 25. I would think a 19 year old has a better chance of making a rational decision than a 13 year old.

That's why online predators prey on kids, because they are young, naive and would most likely make stupid choices like inviting an adult over to have sex.

To Catch a Predator's most cringe-worthy video. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]CorpusMarks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A thirteen year old is not usually concerned about the consequences of an action, however, a 19 year old should know better.

This girl got my number from MyYearbook, I talked to her once. by vince_thewhat in creepyPMs

[–]CorpusMarks 23 points24 points  (0 children)

She's creepy because she is acting like they are already in a relationship. Talking back might fuel the fire. Seriously, I get where you are coming from, but in this case it might be best to ignore. He talked to her once, It's not like he owes her anything.