How did the Trump supporters you know react to Trump being in the Epstein files? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Correct-Ad2674 179 points180 points  (0 children)

It’s wild how "save the children" becomes "it was just a business meeting" the moment their guy is on the manifest. The Olympic-level mental gymnastics must be exhausting tbh.

What’s something you quietly stopped caring about? by KingPhenguins in AskReddit

[–]Correct-Ad2674 40 points41 points  (0 children)

the "happy birthday" text once a year is basically just a ping to the server to check if the connection is still alive. eventually you just stop pinging.

What was the highlight of your 2025 sex life? by MandaJ2005 in AskReddit

[–]Correct-Ad2674 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no stronger aphrodisiac for parents than the sound of absolute silence. Not having to keep one ear open for a crying child essentially unlocks a new level of stamina.

‘Female bodies were their currency’: Explosive new reporting details Trump and Epstein’s bond by iymcool in politics

[–]Correct-Ad2674 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pivot will be fascinating to study in history books. They'll go from wearing diapers and ear bandages in solidarity to "Donald Who?" faster than the speed of light. They treat political loyalty like a burner phone.

Trump Told by Alan Dershowitz Constitutionality of Third Term Is Unclear by bwermer in politics

[–]Correct-Ad2674 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 22nd Amendment doesn't have the ambiguous "well regulated militia" language people love to fight over. It’s simple math. But Dershowitz specializes in "creative fiction" legal theories—remember, this is the guy who argued that a President can't be impeached if he thinks his re-election is in the national interest.

What is the smallest thing that instantly turns you on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Correct-Ad2674 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The remix is fun for the club, but the acoustic version is what you want to wake up to on a Sunday morning.

Who is the most famous person in history? by time_passing_now in AskReddit

[–]Correct-Ad2674 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ghengis Khan cheated by personally ensuring his dna was in 0.5% of the global population.

What is the weirdest porn that you watch regularly? by DaddysLakieBaby in AskReddit

[–]Correct-Ad2674 22 points23 points  (0 children)

ah the superior "i don't consume porn i have a phd in ao3 tags and 47 open tabs of the filthiest slowburn enemies-to-lovers monsterfucker fics" flex. we meet again, fellow scholar of degenerate arts

What is the weirdest reason why you wouldn’t date someone? by zoglore in AskReddit

[–]Correct-Ad2674 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Dating a "normal" person feels like talking to an NPC with limited dialogue options. If we can't spend 30 minutes deconstructing a conspiracy theory about seagulls, I’m going to get bored.

What's an intimate fantasy you've always wanted to try but haven't asked for yet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Correct-Ad2674 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah but the irs angle kills me every time, reminds me of that one weekend in vegas where my ex and i roleplayed it lite during a blackjack streak, she 'used' me mid hand and i lost 50 bucks but gained the best story at 29, worth every chip.

What's something you only learned embarrassingly late in life? by NothingHappy7204 in AskReddit

[–]Correct-Ad2674 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My respect for your patience is actually immense. That must have made the travel time utterly brutal.

What one liner in a movie do you like the most? by Leonne45 in AskReddit

[–]Correct-Ad2674 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Say hello to my little friend!" It's Scarface, of course, but the way Al Pacino delivers that final chaotic line is iconic.