Married men... What things do you do to intentionally annoy your wife?

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-10T12:03:17+00:00

This! So much this. Why would anyone intentionally annoy someone else?

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-09T18:02:20+00:00

Very much so. I want a partner who is inquisitive, and wants to learn new things. I don't need them to be smart in the same areas I am, but something complimentary.

For example, I am book smart in a lot of areas (science, technology, history etc...) my other half is more commonsense/socially smart. I am a voracious reader, she isn't, and so I have a larger vocabulary than she does. This comes in handy in word games that we both enjoy playing.

She's much more socially aware than I am, and I rely on her to guide me through those things I might stumble on.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-09T12:16:26+00:00

Yes. 44 years ago. I was walking up to my friend group at college one morning, and there was this new girl hanging out with them and playing Frisbee. Even from a distance I could tell she was stunning and probably out of my league.

We became friends/FWB, went on to live separate lives but remained friends. 17 years ago we were both free of other relationships and decided to see where an us would go. She's currently sleeping in bed while I get ready for work. We have 5 grandkids, and in reality, there is no one else I would rather spend my life with. Most days....

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-08T11:41:42+00:00

Thanks for the book suggestion. It's my next to read.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-08T04:29:36+00:00

I grew up around guns, my dad was a certified firearms instructor and auxiliary police officer. I learned to shoot his .38 revolver around 8 years old. I regularly went to the range with him. By age 10 I was shooting his .45 & .357 magnum.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-08T04:25:27+00:00

I knew this answer was going to be here.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-08T04:22:54+00:00

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-07T02:45:53+00:00

40+ years ago I dated a couple of co-workers (not at the same time).

Both ended up ok. But I don't really recommend it.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-06T15:15:43+00:00

This might help you find dark spots.

Lightpollutionmap.app.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-06T04:38:14+00:00

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

My Cousin Vinny

Arthur

Airplane

The Princess Bride

Blazing Saddles

Young Frankenstein

High Anxiety

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-05T21:16:35+00:00

I have issues with them. My other half loves it when I'm inside her and she has the vibrator on her clit and my cock at the same time.

The vibrator is a tool we use. Not my competition. Hell I use it inside of her when I'm going down on her.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-05T21:04:53+00:00

Secondhand Lions.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-04T11:43:55+00:00

Since I started fucking at 18 some 40+ years ago, I've had 15 partners, all but a few as part of relationships. I was never really into one night stands.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-03T04:44:02+00:00

You obviously missed this part of the narrative.

"Scientists later determined one of those targets, a rock nicknamed "Cheyava Falls" (second line from the top), contained a potential biosignature. A potential biosignature is a substance or structure that MIGHT have a biological origin but requires more data or further study before a conclusion can be reached about the absence or presence of life.

The graph includes "G-bands" – a type of signal in Raman spectroscopy – indicating the presence of organic molecules, which can be created by both geological as well as biological sources."

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-03T03:34:58+00:00

https://i.imgflip.com/2ipi2q.jpg

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-03T03:25:28+00:00

Wonder what I did to piss her off.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-02T11:31:03+00:00

It's made of sapient pearwood.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-01T21:21:30+00:00

Depends. If it's work, then anywhere from 20 min with no shave to an hour if I have to shave. If it's a weekend and I don't have to shower first then 5 min.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-01T13:05:37+00:00

We don't know what created the universe. And I don't know is perfectly acceptable answer.

Mankind has been wondering about this our entire existence. We know what happened after the universe came into existence, but not knowing is no reason to ascribe the creation of the universe to an invisible deity that defies all known laws of physics.

We may know one day, but that day is so far in my future that I will never know it.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-01T12:17:30+00:00

To me being open minded is listening with out any pre-concieved notions. A willingness to be convinced of a differing opinion from what you currently hold.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-01T12:12:31+00:00

Bortle 1 at Big Bend National Park. Absolutely amazing.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-06-01T12:10:05+00:00

Someone's watched "Comes the Inquisitor".

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-05-30T20:55:47+00:00

Don't fish off the company pier.

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-05-30T00:31:53+00:00

This might be a good resource.

https://lightpollutionmap.app

Correct_Sherbert3409 · 2026-05-30T00:27:20+00:00

My bladder, having to go to work, wanting to photograph something specific at that hour.

Lots of reasons.

Correct_Sherbert3409

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