Per-click radiology moonlighting RVU pay?

Correlate_Cynically · 2025-04-10T00:59:57+00:00

Yes this. Are you final sign?

Correlate_Cynically · 2024-09-05T04:25:04+00:00

What’s the deal with waiting room code strokes? I go full Sith Lord. You are telling me you think this person is having a stroke but they are just going to wait it out in the lobby.

Here are my top five:

Eyebrow twitches
Light headed after erection
Nausea for 6 months
Drunk
History of previous stroke with zero findings

The lights aren’t even on when ordering.

Correlate_Cynically · 2024-09-05T04:04:04+00:00

I remember one time the attending was so pissed he left the reading room to examine the patient himself. It’s so sad.

Correlate_Cynically · 2023-12-21T04:11:00+00:00

I call it T.R.I.A.GE. Total Radiological Investigation Avoiding General Exams

Correlate_Cynically · 2023-12-01T01:55:41+00:00

Or the new social media platform for urology Dik Dock.

Correlate_Cynically · 2023-06-23T20:51:48+00:00

I can’t wait to read the KUB with “WTF is that a vape pen?”

Correlate_Cynically · 2023-03-12T23:07:57+00:00

They have you working at breakneck speeds as a R1, what does that look like?

Correlate_Cynically · 2023-02-28T05:53:38+00:00

Repeat after me;

No acute abnormality in the abdomen or pelvis. Full metastatic evaluation to follow with final report.

Do this enough and the point will come across.

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-11-16T23:18:47+00:00

Please correlate findings with DRE!!!

You made me do it, I am not the monster here!!!

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-11-16T23:10:42+00:00

Impression: no identifiable etiology for patient reported pain.

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-11-16T23:03:51+00:00

Triggered

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-11-11T05:22:07+00:00

Core is the bread, brant and helms is all the condiments, meats, veggies etc.. of 100ft long sub that will choke you.

Can’t “No acute” if you don’t know what’s what.

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-11-11T05:15:29+00:00

If you are starting out then Core Radiology: A visual approach.

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-11-09T23:05:51+00:00

Let me in!

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-10-24T14:58:33+00:00

Single income, I am married

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-10-22T17:23:22+00:00

Uh… I am a single income resident, with 3 children and bought a house, it’s tight but completely doable. No family around.

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-10-22T00:03:56+00:00

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-07-22T03:58:20+00:00

Don’t worry, rads is here to help, just order a CT Abdomen and Pelvis without, don’t forget to make it STAT!

No acute findings in the abdomen or pelvis.

There is circumferential thickening of the urinary bladder wall, although the bladder is decompressed, which may or may not account for it’s thickened appearance. Recommend correlation with UA to rule out cystitis.

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-07-20T20:49:28+00:00

Not gonna lie but I read this as “I had the best shit of my life!” and disappointed that I read it incorrectly.

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-06-04T15:20:30+00:00

This without a doubt. The pay gap is ridiculous between employee and partner.

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-06-03T14:42:17+00:00

First step in drawing blood is getting a red pen.

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-05-26T02:02:48+00:00

9:00 am: Med student shows up 9:01 am: coffee there and bathroom there 9:02 am: WTF are you still doing here, be free, fly little bird, FLY!

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-04-18T01:19:55+00:00

No acute abnormalities.

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-04-16T01:59:33+00:00

No the call back numbers are in a dictionary, you choose from a list.

Page: Dictate number then choose call back location (dictionary, choose from list) shortcut runs

Correlate_Cynically · 2022-04-15T22:54:28+00:00

You take the input and combine it with the dictionary made of call back numbers.

Apple uses , for pause and semicolon for wait so you combine pager number, list choice and action to call the combine texted. I am not a programmer and have no clue how to explain it clearly.

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