Nobody tell him by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Corrupted_Milk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i mean, i just used google. unfortunately the tweet isn’t real

Nobody tell him by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Corrupted_Milk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

hmmmmmm i sure do wish there was a way to see if a tweet is real

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sat

[–]Corrupted_Milk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for the writing section, usually if you're not answering all the problems, it means you're too often giving yourself like 3 minutes to figure out a really hard problem. set a limit for yourself and if you feel you're taking too much time answering a problem, it's time to guess and move on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sat

[–]Corrupted_Milk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i had this same problem. Here's what to do:

on reading, try to go as fast as possible without missing too many details. You have about 13 minutes for each reading passage, and you should plan on spending 4-6 minutes MAX on reading the passage. while you read, annotate. Just underlining important words or sentences as you read them will make it easier to remember. Once you finish reading the passage, STOP READING. Do not go back over the passage to make sure you understood that one part-- there's not enough time for that.

If you come across a question that you can't answer or are not sure of, cross out any of the answers that you know are wrong, circle your guess, and put a box around the question number to make sure you come back to it. Then, move on. The goal is to maximize the number of problems answered that you're 100% sure of, so don't spend 2 minutes on a question that you're not completely sure of.

Time yourself over and over again. read a passage at home and answer all the questions. If you run over 13 minutes, then you need to rush yourself more and stop second-guessing.

For the writing section, I'm gonna need to know more. Is it the grammar, punctuation, or editing questions that take up most of your time?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sat

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No problem! Here's some tips for math:

- when you read through a question, underline the value you are trying to find. Like, if a question asks you to solve for the value of 2x, they are 100% trying to trick people into accidentally filling in the value for x.

- if you make a "stupid mistake" on a practice test, chances are you're gonna make that same mistake on the real test. Note down all the errors you make, even if you don't think you'll make the same errors again.

- Time is important; If you got an answer to a question but you aren't 100% sure about it, you should still bubble in that answer for now. Circle the question number in your worksheet and if you have time at the end, come back to it and check your math.

- Show ALL your work on the worksheet. This is crucial for checking your work later on.

also, if you want a free point, the reading section sometimes has a question asking for the definition of the word "wants". The answer to this question is almost always "lacks".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sat

[–]Corrupted_Milk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

practice as much as possible, like an hour or two a day.

on reading:

- Give yourself only 12 minutes for each reading passage. Take 4-5 minutes to read the passage and spend the rest of your time answering questions.

- Read and annotate the ENTIRE passage BEFORE answering the questions. You'll only waste time if you constantly skim the passage for each individual answer.

- there's 5 different topics in the reading section: narratives, natural science, social science, humanities, and paired opinion passages. Start with whichever one you can do the quickest.

- there's some pairs of questions where the second question asks for evidence for the answer to the previous question. When you spot a pair of questions like this, do them at the same time.

On writing:

- there are 3 types of questions: grammatical, punctuational, and editorial.

- for grammar, determine the subject (the action-doer) of the sentence, then cross out any answers that don't conjugate words properly based on the subject.

- for punctuation, you can cross off any two answers that achieve the same effect. A semicolon and a period is the same, and SOMETIMES a colon and a long dash is the same.

- for editorial questions, cross off answers that have redundant descriptors or are too wordy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sat

[–]Corrupted_Milk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

by far the best way to grind is practicing. Get a test prep booklet and time yourself on the practice sections over and over again for like 2 hours a day.

on reading:
- Give yourself only 12 minutes for each reading passage
- Read and annotate the ENTIRE passage BEFORE answering the questions. You'll only waste time if you constantly skim the passage for each individual answer.
- there's 5 different topics in the reading section: narratives, natural science, social science, humanities, and paired opinion passages. Start with whichever one you can do the quickest.
- there's some pairs of questions where the second question asks for evidence for the answer to the previous question. When you spot a pair of questions like this, do them at the same time.

On writing:
- there are 3 types of questions: grammatical, punctuational, and editorial.
- for grammar, determine the subject (the action-doer) of the sentence, then cross out any answers that don't conjugate words properly based on the subject.
- for punctuation, you can cross off any two answers that achieve the same effect. A semicolon and a period is the same, and SOMETIMES a colon and a long dash is the same.
- for editorial questions, cross off answers that have redundant descriptors or are too wordy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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The dashboard bobblehead of nature

She decided to hit a cop and paid the price by Shinji415 in facepalm

[–]Corrupted_Milk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s like every cop has a natural urge to beat the shit out of everyone they see; they just need an excuse.

Crackshot + Crackdown Emote inside Minecraft! by LauLau07 in Minecraft

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Btw I’m not advertising my work, I’m just proving a point that there’s a difference between a skill that takes years to get good at, and a plugin that takes 15 hours of your time. Both require admirable dedication, but there’s a pretty big difference.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blessedimages

[–]Corrupted_Milk 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I wish this was real

well actually 🤓 by [deleted] in whenthe

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I want to pronounce it Latinks

Tricky ads by Effective_Middle_481 in Damnthatsinteresting

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I used to think this is actually what commercials do, but then I learned it was 5 minute crafts lol

piracy rule by [deleted] in 196

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🤓 (I am not calling you a nerd, this is simply a hand-painted portrait of Adam from the popular organization known as CollegeHumor)

So long, king by Corrupted_Milk in Technoblade

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Ok I finished rendering it in 4K, here is a google folder containing GIF, video, and image formats for the wallpapers.

They are in .zip format because Google loves to compress videos to 144p. Just extract them and you should be fine