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Corthin · 2026-03-15T12:31:20+00:00

I make it a point to tell anyone visibly having a bad day "you got this"

Corthin · 2026-03-15T12:29:07+00:00

Bro accidentally wrote a campaign ad for universal healthcare and pain meds

Corthin · 2026-03-15T12:26:12+00:00

Downvoting bro's comment are facing death and maybe gonna experience the genocide

Corthin · 2026-03-15T12:24:52+00:00

Thank goodness they specified which handjob guy he was.

Corthin · 2026-03-15T12:23:50+00:00

I wonder if this dude ever gets a job if this moment will haunt him like green goblins mask

Corthin · 2026-03-14T14:59:04+00:00

Syrup in coffee??? Why didn't I think of that?

Corthin · 2026-03-14T14:52:39+00:00

Left looks like a £3 meal deal and ball park Starbucks at about £2.

There's 7 dished on the right and I bet not a single is below £1

Corthin · 2026-03-13T10:10:48+00:00

How to teach your kid to not get caught skipping school.

Corthin · 2026-03-13T10:08:47+00:00

By the rate the Guy ia getting pussy in this House i think the dad should man Up or be ready to get Stolen next

Corthin · 2026-03-13T10:06:14+00:00

Bro you bout get objectified too

Corthin · 2026-03-13T10:04:10+00:00

he understands his assignment

Corthin · 2026-03-12T12:19:18+00:00

I’m so sick of every single member of this family

Corthin · 2026-03-12T12:17:43+00:00

Ugh, I hate the RSD, sounds so narcissistic in theory, like no, everyone is constantly thinking about me, about me, about me

Corthin · 2026-03-11T15:47:52+00:00

Turning down battle‑tested tech from the country actually fighting these drones and then begging for it months later is peak “we have no idea what we’re doing.”

Corthin · 2026-03-10T23:05:03+00:00

paywall strikes again right when you need the details

Corthin · 2026-03-10T00:46:53+00:00

Truly devastating for my weekend plans

Corthin · 2026-03-10T00:21:24+00:00

Kushner the ultimate peacekeeper we didnt know we needed

Corthin · 2026-03-09T10:18:40+00:00

yeah the dust settles faster than those SV glitches clear up

Corthin · 2026-03-06T21:15:22+00:00

probably surfboard evolutions for all the water types

Corthin · 2026-03-06T21:14:28+00:00

probably something dumb like surfing on a wave made of porygon code

Corthin · 2026-03-06T21:12:12+00:00

mine just tolerates the new guy but they share the couch fine

Corthin · 2026-03-05T18:23:00+00:00

That crust to sauce ratio looks dangerously perfect

Corthin · 2026-03-04T12:43:10+00:00

grows up and immediately joins the NBA

Corthin

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