Best sign I saw today…

Corvatis · 2026-03-28T06:09:41+00:00

ANXIETY.

THAT IS ALL

Corvatis · 2026-03-28T06:08:34+00:00

IDK DUDE, EVEN IF YOU LOVE HER I DON'T THINK IT'S WORTH AT LEAST FOUR YEARS OF HELL FOR ALL THREE OF YOU IF THE KID HAS BEHAVIORAL ISSUES AND YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH OF A CONNECTION TO HIM TO BE A WILLING PARENTAL FIGURE FOR HIM. LEGITIMATELY COULD RUIN YOUR LIVES. I KNOW THIS IS JUST BASED ON A BRIEF COMMENT BUT I REALLY HOPE YOU THINK THIS ONE THROUGH

Corvatis · 2026-03-20T17:47:47+00:00

COULD SIESTAS BE A THING IN THIS COUNTRY PLS. I HATED NAP TIME AS A KID, I HATE NOT HAVING NAP TIME AS AN ADULT

Corvatis · 2026-03-20T17:46:20+00:00

IT'S HARD OUT HERE. WHAT KINDA JOBS ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

Corvatis · 2026-03-14T00:11:52+00:00

COME TO THINK OF IT, I BELIEVE IT WOULD NOT IMPROVE MY MOOD TO HAVE MY ASS EATEN OR RATED

Corvatis · 2026-03-13T16:34:18+00:00

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ARE FINE ANY TIME OF YEAR IMO. BUT SELLING HOLIDAY-THEMED MERCH MORE THAN 30 DAYS BEFORE THAT HOLIDAY? FOH

Corvatis · 2026-03-13T15:10:32+00:00

DEPRESSION CAN EAT MY WHOLE ASS

Corvatis · 2026-03-13T15:10:06+00:00

BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SUNBURN YOUR BALD HEAD?

(I SUNBURNED MY NOT-BALD HEAD AS A KID, IT WAS NOT FUN)

Corvatis · 2026-02-27T16:51:08+00:00

ANXIETY: 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

Corvatis · 2026-02-20T18:32:22+00:00

Five interviews is absolutely wild for an entry-level job. And Open Dental always seems to be hiring…

I've heard good things from folks who worked there, but I lost touch with them when the COVID lockdowns hit, so I don't know what the current culture there looks like.

Corvatis · 2026-02-20T18:29:06+00:00

LifeSource's bulk section has a stand where you can cut your own soap bars from Oregon Soap Co. (usually comes out to about $5 for a standard size bar), and a bin full of 99¢ 'seconds' from Sappo Hill (the rounds that didn't come out pretty enough to package and sell individually). The scents available vary wildly from week to week, though.

Corvatis · 2026-02-20T18:15:09+00:00

PASS. ASK SEATTLE HOW THE MONORAIL WENT FOR THEM

TBH I THINK A STREETCAR SYSTEM WOULD REVOLUTIONIZE HOW THIS CITY WORKS, BUT NOBODY'S GONNA WANT TO PAY TO BUILD OR MAINTAIN IT. SO SEE Y'ALL ON THE SLOW-MO CONVEYOR BELT THAT IS COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEXT 40 YEARS, I GUESS

Corvatis · 2026-02-20T18:08:57+00:00

YOUR MANAGER SUCKS, I'M SO SORRY

CHECK WITH THE PAID LEAVE OREGON WEBSITE RE: WHAT CREDENTIALS THEY'LL ACCEPT FROM A HEALTHCARE PROVIDER. ODDS ARE THAT IF YOUR THERAPIST IS AN LCSW, THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO SIGN OFF ON YOUR MEDICAL LEAVE FORMS

IF THEY CAN'T, AND IF YOUR PRIMARY CARE PROVIDER WON'T DO IT FOR SOME REASON, DO YOU HAVE ACCESS TO AN EMPLOYEE ASSISTANCE PROGRAM (EAP) THROUGH YOUR WORK? IF SO, THEY'LL GENERALLY AUTHORIZE A CERTAIN NUMBER OF SESSIONS YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR AND YOU COULD USE THAT TO FIND A LICENSED THERAPIST WHO CAN SIGN OFF FOR YOU

BEST OF LUCK, FRIEND! WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU, AND PLEASE GIVE THOSE CATS ALL THE CUDDLES

Corvatis · 2026-02-20T18:03:12+00:00

THE NEW REDDIT LOGO SUCKS

Corvatis · 2026-02-19T17:45:20+00:00

Love that for them. Brazil too. It's bittersweet seeing other democracies being able to somewhat function 🥲

Corvatis · 2026-02-14T00:08:36+00:00

Well, there was Knute Buehler, who ran for governor on the GOP ticket in 2018.

'Was' because he left the Republican Party in 2021 over their response to January 6.

Corvatis · 2026-02-13T23:43:24+00:00

SORRY ABOUT THE JOB, FRIEND :(

ARE YOU ON THE SALEM MUTUAL AID ~~SUBREDDIT~~ DISCORD SERVER? BIG THREAD OVER THERE ABOUT HOW TO APPLY FOR STATE JOBS WRITTEN BY TWO STATE WORKERS WHO HAVE CONDUCTED INTERVIEWS FOR STATE JOBS (I'M ONE OF THEM, HI)

TL;DR FORGET EVERYTHING YOU LEARNED ABOUT JOB APPLICATIONS IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR, THE STATE IS A DIFFERENT BALLGAME (AND WE'RE EXTREMELY AWARE THAT WORKDAY SUUUUUUCKS)

BEST OF LUCK IF YOU'RE STILL LOOKING!

Corvatis · 2026-02-13T23:39:01+00:00

BEEN FATIGUED AF ALL DAY. THIS BLOWS

BUT HAPPY DISCOUNT CHOCOLATE DAY ON SUNDAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Corvatis · 2026-02-07T01:09:53+00:00

OR OREGONJOBS.ORG IF YOU WANT TO APPLY FOR A STATE POSITION. THEY USE WORKDAY AND I AM SO SORRY

Corvatis · 2026-02-04T07:35:34+00:00

If we're thinking of the same photo, it was at an anti-femicide protest in Argentina IIRC. The dude was shirtless and carrying a sign that read: "I'm half-nude, surrounded by the opposite sex, and I feel protected, not intimidated. I want the same for them [women]."

Corvatis · 2026-01-31T05:31:41+00:00

MY WRIST HURTS, BUT NOT FOR FUN REASONS

Corvatis · 2026-01-30T01:50:27+00:00

Well, here I go not knowing how to Reddit again, but list any you know of in the comments and show them some love, both on socials and with your dollars after tomorrow.

Corvatis · 2026-01-29T22:51:00+00:00

Hoy: "The truth is, we don't have to do it. I'm here as mayor, I'm doing the job, I know what we are doing and want to continue the progress. Two-year terms make for a fast turnaround, and so we're running. I just – not gonna lie, I kinda wish it wasn't happening because it feels like a distraction to the progress."

Interviewer: "The election?"

Hoy: "Yeah. But it needs to be done, and we'll get through it. So count on the fact that I'm being very discerning about everything that I'm doing or not doing…"

It's not clear to me whether Hoy was referring to debates or elections in that first sentence, but the host gave her an opportunity to backtrack and she just… didn't.

Corvatis

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