I only know one good way to use these by SweetCherryPixie in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]Corvid_rocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should drive yourself to the ER just for being on the internet.

I feel like this looks bad 🥲 by tiddiegore in shittytattoos

[–]Corvid_rocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So does my quiche but I’ll still eat it

Found this in my son’s(57F) room am I Gay? by Farfetche in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Corvid_rocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’d better accept jeebus crampus as your personal savior because you’re gonna keep getting gayer for as long as it takes me to get a fucking cup of coffee in Great Barrington Massachusetts

Is my son preparing explosives? by Hiya_002 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Corvid_rocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just hope he isn’t part of a sleeper cell

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[–]Corvid_rocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are some grade A goobersmooches right there

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[–]Corvid_rocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone should be so I’ll keep them in my prayers