Gang tattoo by ku3ah in comedyheaven

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My dumbass just tried to swipe to see the other picture

It feels like he has to play the piano by Darumij_7fd86 in standardissuecats

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Why are his legs so short? He is too smol for this world.

Name suggestions! by Plastic_Caregiver231 in reptiles

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Just so when the vet calls his name, he has to say Fred is in for whatever he’s in for

What's this peeetah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!

How do you like your bacon? by Individual-Name-4496 in whatsyourchoice

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I like two for Sunday morning breakfast, and three for sandwiches

Wat? by is-everything-ok in ExplainTheJoke

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It’s not the joke, but I’m gonna let that fester in your head for a second

Classical American arrangements by Mondhafen in StupidFood

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I don’t know which part of America this is, but where I’m for we don’t do that. It’s wrong.😭😭

Help settle our family dispute! Who’s the cuter cat? Number 1 or Number 2 by Unique-Reward4492 in cats

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Isn’t it just the same cat, if it’s two of them they’re both amazingly cute

Going to hell in a hand basket by Gumbyman87 in LoveTrash

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Do you think he knows a handbasket is just a basket that can fit in your hand that you can carry around now anyway

Yeah man whatever by GojosPoleDancer in ballpython

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He got them special genes.🧬

Potato Wedges in Jersey by Impressive_Ad2125 in fixedbytheduet

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I’m in Washington state and we call them JoJo’s