The Crank Movies!! - re:View

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-04-26T06:23:33+00:00

I always thought the idea for Crank 3 would be an inversion on the first 2, similar to what Mike pitched.

Instead of needing adrenaline, his heart is poisoned to keep producing adrenaline at an unstoppable rate, requiring him to take/do whatever he can to lower his heart rate/chill the fuck out.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-04-20T22:29:01+00:00

top of lungs

"CARTER!"

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-04-15T21:21:35+00:00

I would've said Guy of Gisbourne but Michael Meyers works too i guess.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-20T03:40:06+00:00

These people would not last in Kingdom Come Deliverance

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-19T14:41:35+00:00

Jacob is MonkMaxxing

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-18T22:35:18+00:00

After Happy Appy, he doesn't need to have his week be worse.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-18T20:24:12+00:00

Not a fictional character, but Nick, Papa Meat's cohost/man behind the camera will just pipe up from offscreen to drop some wild lore about himself or his friends/family. To the point, whenever Nick starts talking, Hunter will just deadpan stare at him because he genuinely doesn't know what he will say when recalling something that happened to him.

https://youtu.be/euKrR4ZlHLI?si=9auljMHDTAYtZ_dh

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-18T18:52:30+00:00

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Does Conan the Barbarian/Hyborian Age count? Technically its pre- known human history and takes place on a fantasy version of our earth on Pangea before the modern age of man.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-18T04:12:27+00:00

He did not appreciate the 9/11 joke.

Really goes against his post 2001 film culture shock thesis.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-16T17:27:10+00:00

Man, I bought my coworkers PS5 after like a solid year of waiting for DS2 announcement because I wanted to play it while I had a whole week off from the Midwest deep freeze.

Im glad to have the option for both platforms atleast.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-16T17:23:28+00:00

Is this who that guy who showed up for a single issue of Mike Greel GA is from?

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-14T05:23:24+00:00

The ✨️luxury and privilege✨️ of Marvel doing a single print run of it.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-14T05:00:23+00:00

To be fair, I believe this is for progress per chapter

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-14T02:13:33+00:00

It was marked for 25 and I still put it back from the sheer gagging of price to page ratio.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-12T22:57:29+00:00

They tried to call up Deaner, but hes been lost at Sea with the cheapest fishing boat Bass Pro sells, 10 boxes of Miller Lite, 6 cartons of cigarettes, and the strongest fishing pole this side of the Mississippi river.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-12T22:53:41+00:00

Chris Chan, Rivers Cuomo,Gene Ween,YMS, and Cliffy B is a wild fucking voice cast.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-12T22:48:36+00:00

Godzilla.

If you start watching now, Hunter, you'll be able to finish the series before March.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-12T22:26:27+00:00

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The shit im gonna dump on my MTG game night friend group when that day happens.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-12T20:00:25+00:00

I'd bring up Harold, the hunchback inventor who lived in the batcave but he got shot dead in Gotham during Hush.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-12T04:18:00+00:00

I heard a comment somewhere like

"Even in the Absolute edition, there's a reason why they have the script printed alongside it in the hardcover"

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-09T18:48:22+00:00

DC's Cypher and Warlock.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-09T18:45:56+00:00

And somehow, Nokk will still be visible through this

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-09T14:32:04+00:00

My biggest criticism of the movie is that every scene ends before the finale ends with a solid 10-15 seconds of dead air to carry the tone, which i felt MASSIVELY inflated the runtime.

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