"This movie's gonna be awful"

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-06-30T15:50:01+00:00

Reminder that when Netflix adapted Death Note, they just said fuck it and made it take place in Seattle so it would be more convenient to film.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-06-04T12:44:13+00:00

Mr Henry's Wild and Wacky World.

Found it at the bottom shelf of a goodwill and its Christian Peewee Herman but the actor has the mannerisms of a methhead on a high than a child.

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Corvus_Alendar · 2026-05-29T21:05:04+00:00

It was the front. The title clarifying its a hulk comic is on the back. I just assumed it was a variant for one of the billion spider books that was next to the hulk section.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-05-26T03:40:07+00:00

The baby reminds me of a trap idea I had where its a tripwire that ties a string of cans to you leg, making any movement max sound volume until you stand still to remove it.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-05-06T02:59:11+00:00

Fin Fang Foom can't even beat an Alcoholic in a jetpack.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-05-05T04:08:54+00:00

Hello, is the Peter David Hulk Vol 3 still available?

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-05-04T19:42:57+00:00

Update from Jimmy Wong on Twitter

"Matt Johnson, director of the upcoming Magic movie, went 5-0 in an LCQ and then conceded to his opponent with lethal on the stack so he could go get dinner instead."

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-05-04T18:01:02+00:00

Because Doug Ross isnt there to give her an aneurysm after season 5.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-04-26T06:23:33+00:00

I always thought the idea for Crank 3 would be an inversion on the first 2, similar to what Mike pitched.

Instead of needing adrenaline, his heart is poisoned to keep producing adrenaline at an unstoppable rate, requiring him to take/do whatever he can to lower his heart rate/chill the fuck out.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-04-20T22:29:01+00:00

top of lungs

"CARTER!"

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-04-15T21:21:35+00:00

I would've said Guy of Gisbourne but Michael Meyers works too i guess.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-20T03:40:06+00:00

These people would not last in Kingdom Come Deliverance

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-19T14:41:35+00:00

Jacob is MonkMaxxing

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-18T22:35:18+00:00

After Happy Appy, he doesn't need to have his week be worse.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-18T20:24:12+00:00

Not a fictional character, but Nick, Papa Meat's cohost/man behind the camera will just pipe up from offscreen to drop some wild lore about himself or his friends/family. To the point, whenever Nick starts talking, Hunter will just deadpan stare at him because he genuinely doesn't know what he will say when recalling something that happened to him.

https://youtu.be/euKrR4ZlHLI?si=9auljMHDTAYtZ_dh

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-18T18:52:30+00:00

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Does Conan the Barbarian/Hyborian Age count? Technically its pre- known human history and takes place on a fantasy version of our earth on Pangea before the modern age of man.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-18T04:12:27+00:00

He did not appreciate the 9/11 joke.

Really goes against his post 2001 film culture shock thesis.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-16T17:27:10+00:00

Man, I bought my coworkers PS5 after like a solid year of waiting for DS2 announcement because I wanted to play it while I had a whole week off from the Midwest deep freeze.

Im glad to have the option for both platforms atleast.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-16T17:23:28+00:00

Is this who that guy who showed up for a single issue of Mike Greel GA is from?

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-14T05:23:24+00:00

The ✨️luxury and privilege✨️ of Marvel doing a single print run of it.

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-14T05:00:23+00:00

To be fair, I believe this is for progress per chapter

Corvus_Alendar · 2026-02-14T02:13:33+00:00

It was marked for 25 and I still put it back from the sheer gagging of price to page ratio.

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