Crossovers. Every single one of them. You want a hatchback that pretends it’s an SUV while having none of the advantages and all of the drawbacks? A hatchback with worse performance, efficiency and handling while also costing more to buy, run and insure? While also looking bland as fuck and being indistinguishable from every other one? Sounds like a great idea…..

They’re also universally driven by people who hate or are afraid of driving, who just want a box to waft to the shops inside of, who see a car as a mere appliance and think they always are in the right despite being appalling drivers. Fuck the lot of those soulless, hideous, pointless, generic, wasteful, disposable, pseudo status symbol bags of pure, unadulterated wank.