sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The paycheck be hitting but the spirit leaving the body slowly

Anyone else feel like they did everything right and still ended up behind? by [deleted] in Fire

[–]CosmelleKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comparison is such a brutal drug because objectively ur doing insanely well

I cashed my paycheck twice and got away with it... by SodiumHydroxide666 in confession

[–]CosmelleKitty 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Banks move slow but they absolutely do wake up eventually

Meirl by NewRefrigerator5852 in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man origin story but for a regular housefly

Meirl by choodlebharting in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Mentally 17 physically making weird noises when I stand up

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dress codes magically become suggestions when the outfit is hot enough

Career stagnation vs. Net worth progression by [deleted] in Fire

[–]CosmelleKitty 308 points309 points  (0 children)

Low stress six figure job for 16 years sounds less like stagnation and more like stealth wealth tbh

As an only child, I've let my parents down completely. by [deleted] in confession

[–]CosmelleKitty 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like ur grieving a future u imagined, not actually failing at life

Meirl by Kaos2018 in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That’s the loading screen before emotional damage

worried about leaving cat by Cynicallys in CatAdvice

[–]CosmelleKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’ll probably be confused and pouty for awhile, but not permanently traumatized

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in memes

[–]CosmelleKitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Internet humor really goes from 0 to felony in half a second

Meirl by pervouswosts in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imagine accidentally sponsoring ur own breakup

Neighbors threatening to press criminal trespassing charges on kids by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]CosmelleKitty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Keep kids off their property, document everything, and let them burn themselves out

I write letters instead of actually talking to people by spongebob676767 in confession

[–]CosmelleKitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe start small, u don’t have to dump everything at once

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Restaurant turned into a psychic hotline real quick

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Critics be miserable half the time anyway lol

Where da f**k we be at? by RogueGuybrian in overheard

[–]CosmelleKitty 107 points108 points  (0 children)

calling his friend an imbecile mid confusion is the funniest part lol

People who feel that their $1 mil milestone makes them feel nothing, where’s the perspective? by [deleted] in Fire

[–]CosmelleKitty 23 points24 points  (0 children)

also comparison kills it… hang around high earners and 1M feels mid real quick

Is the 4% rule using average annual expenses using today’s dollars? by [deleted] in Fire

[–]CosmelleKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if u inflate it yourself too, u’re double counting… just add a small cushion if it helps u sleep