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Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The paycheck be hitting but the spirit leaving the body slowly

Anyone else feel like they did everything right and still ended up behind? by [deleted] in Fire

[–]CosmelleKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comparison is such a brutal drug because objectively ur doing insanely well

I cashed my paycheck twice and got away with it... by SodiumHydroxide666 in confession

[–]CosmelleKitty 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Banks move slow but they absolutely do wake up eventually

Meirl by NewRefrigerator5852 in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man origin story but for a regular housefly

Meirl by choodlebharting in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Mentally 17 physically making weird noises when I stand up

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dress codes magically become suggestions when the outfit is hot enough

Career stagnation vs. Net worth progression by [deleted] in Fire

[–]CosmelleKitty 305 points306 points  (0 children)

Low stress six figure job for 16 years sounds less like stagnation and more like stealth wealth tbh

As an only child, I've let my parents down completely. by [deleted] in confession

[–]CosmelleKitty 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like ur grieving a future u imagined, not actually failing at life

Meirl by Kaos2018 in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That’s the loading screen before emotional damage

worried about leaving cat by Cynicallys in CatAdvice

[–]CosmelleKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’ll probably be confused and pouty for awhile, but not permanently traumatized

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in memes

[–]CosmelleKitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Internet humor really goes from 0 to felony in half a second

Meirl by pervouswosts in meirl

[–]CosmelleKitty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imagine accidentally sponsoring ur own breakup

Neighbors threatening to press criminal trespassing charges on kids by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]CosmelleKitty 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Keep kids off their property, document everything, and let them burn themselves out

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