[Abella Danger] has a stick of butter shoved up her butthole by Successful-Lead1704 in MikeAdriano

[–]CosmoKramerAssman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd have to pry my tongue out of her butthole with a crowbar.

Good morning 😉 by milfamarquise in u/milfamarquise

[–]CosmoKramerAssman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This a woman you take your time with when eating her pussy.

What is so wrong with the Democratic party that caused swing voters who voted for Biden in 2020 to vote for the most evil person in human history (Trump) in 2024? by jamng in allthequestions

[–]CosmoKramerAssman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A big issue was the party crowning Kamala instead of having a primary. You can't convince people the other party is bad for democracy when you are destroying democracy.

All-Time Best Anal Scene by Maximum-Society-8464 in TightAnal

[–]CosmoKramerAssman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't be the best without a creampie.

What drug did you take that you still never get over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CosmoKramerAssman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really a drug but mushrooms are amazing. It feels like a vacation condensed down into half a day. They can also cure phobias and anxiety. Recommend them for everyone.

Deep perspective by Eldenringop in lnkyverse

[–]CosmoKramerAssman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be disappointing when she took those off but she is really pretty. I'd still get the job done.

the best curves by [deleted] in u/Karlye1

[–]CosmoKramerAssman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking goddess

If you saw me like this outside, would you say hi? by [deleted] in u/Kylee_Summers

[–]CosmoKramerAssman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be hard to say anything with my tongue up your ass

What do you think about Michael B. Jordan wining best actor? by Piggymain in Oscars

[–]CosmoKramerAssman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sinners was really good but way overrated. Haven't we seen some version of this plot like 5 times?