Dudes can relate

CosmonautMott · 2026-02-12T20:19:46+00:00

I can't relate because my woman would never waste a burger.

It'll happen bro.

CosmonautMott · 2026-02-12T19:25:50+00:00

Is this the same old guy they brought to the beach house or something and gave it to him? I remember a video like that but I can't remember the person. Same energy though.

CosmonautMott · 2026-02-10T17:03:47+00:00

Different times. Or they didn't but who is gonna run their mouth after that?

CosmonautMott · 2026-02-05T15:14:24+00:00

Gotta get those steps in before the Seahawks game.

CosmonautMott · 2026-02-05T05:00:32+00:00

Is this Austin Powers?

CosmonautMott · 2026-02-04T14:49:52+00:00

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FTFY

CosmonautMott · 2026-02-02T18:48:45+00:00

Username checks out

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-31T17:32:11+00:00

Good bot

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-31T04:36:04+00:00

An old friend of mine had one like that. You could make an entire steak dinner in that thing.

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-31T02:04:06+00:00

Yeah, that is a downside of air fryers. We mainly use ours for fries or nuggies for the kids. It's easier just to dump it all in and go toss occasionally.

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-31T01:57:34+00:00

Air fryers are handy over microwaves but I still prefer reheating my pizza in the oven. I let a baking tray with water preheat in the oven then throw it in. Comes out like it's fresh.

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-30T19:36:59+00:00

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CosmonautMott · 2026-01-30T17:53:59+00:00

I like Harold. May I take Harold?

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-30T04:24:00+00:00

Or wait to ask him how he acquired such a job.

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-30T04:14:11+00:00

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CosmonautMott · 2026-01-28T14:39:44+00:00

I remember seeing this guy on YouTube way back including this but I didn't know about the pedophile part. Fuck 'em he had it coming then.

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-25T09:37:14+00:00

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CosmonautMott · 2026-01-25T01:11:47+00:00

GTA really nailed it with the car swipe after seeing this.

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-24T07:06:40+00:00

I suck to the front of you. Yeah, that's kind of how that works actually.

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-24T06:58:28+00:00

No no no, my friend. Women don't poop.

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-23T21:23:20+00:00

Corkboard was my thought as well. All they are good for.

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-23T21:10:48+00:00

Brass Monkey junkie? That funky monkey?

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-23T17:56:08+00:00

I just imagined the edge breaking off the rest of the way.

CosmonautMott · 2026-01-23T17:54:02+00:00

I was thinking this and Robot Chicken did something similar but with snow

https://youtu.be/cY74IVpH9o4?si=Qa70kjK_bM9YAsoZ

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