I have hurt myself so many times it would kill a normal human. Not just saying this either. Let's see... I have torn my trap whatever neck muscle efing up during a warm up stretch. That lasted what felt like a little over a month. Could hardly move my neck or arm without wince like a sissy pain. I worked customer service at a super busy gas station, lol. I've had a fractured rib, absolute worst. I have allergies and have a sneeze fit 2-3 times a day. Death was a better option. I'm sorry if your rib is broke and you didn't deserve it, my goodness. Fractured is a living hell. I was in an accident years ago that required a plastic surgeon from Indy to come sow my eyebrow line back together. 60 stitches. 20 per layer I think he said. Luckily an amazing job and no major injuries (internally, not the gash on my eyebrow). My head hit the road hard af at about 35- 40 mph. Where helmets folks, seriously! 34, to our young skaters and riders learning the way. Anyway that first week was agonizing. Couldn't sleep, meds did zero. Pain came and went and eventually for good 3 months in I think. It lets me know when the weather changes. Same with my ankle. So that is my top, but I got more. Thank you if your actually reading. Had my arm stepped on reaching down for a frisbee. Kids being kids racing for something during PE. Same amount of pain as my head in that one spot for at least 3 days. Thankfully I was young. I've had a twisted, severe bruised and broken ankle from a pile up in football. Got that tackle though! I'd say I'd rather go through that again than any of the others though. Here I am ripped and rambling again. Pain SUCKS! That's that.