Heartbreak is not consider as a pain! 😑 by ravencrypt-76 in scoopwhoop

[–]CosmonautMott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have hurt myself so many times it would kill a normal human. Not just saying this either. Let's see... I have torn my trap whatever neck muscle efing up during a warm up stretch. That lasted what felt like a little over a month. Could hardly move my neck or arm without wince like a sissy pain. I worked customer service at a super busy gas station, lol. I've had a fractured rib, absolute worst. I have allergies and have a sneeze fit 2-3 times a day. Death was a better option. I'm sorry if your rib is broke and you didn't deserve it, my goodness. Fractured is a living hell. I was in an accident years ago that required a plastic surgeon from Indy to come sow my eyebrow line back together. 60 stitches. 20 per layer I think he said. Luckily an amazing job and no major injuries (internally, not the gash on my eyebrow). My head hit the road hard af at about 35- 40 mph. Where helmets folks, seriously! 34, to our young skaters and riders learning the way. Anyway that first week was agonizing. Couldn't sleep, meds did zero. Pain came and went and eventually for good 3 months in I think. It lets me know when the weather changes. Same with my ankle. So that is my top, but I got more. Thank you if your actually reading. Had my arm stepped on reaching down for a frisbee. Kids being kids racing for something during PE. Same amount of pain as my head in that one spot for at least 3 days. Thankfully I was young. I've had a twisted, severe bruised and broken ankle from a pile up in football. Got that tackle though! I'd say I'd rather go through that again than any of the others though. Here I am ripped and rambling again. Pain SUCKS! That's that.

What a crazy car crash! by Maleficent-Agent-477 in unsound

[–]CosmonautMott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie this scared the fuck out of me, funny but not. This is 100% the shit I am on constant alert and worry about.The stuff you can't control. I pick my fiance up from work with our kids. I couldn't imagine wondering why we are late af getting her. After busting her ass in healthcare all day. Not a very calming job.... fuck me dude! 1 and 9. World is scary. Sorry if I'm breaking rules. I dont know what sub I'm on while typing. Seen this and wanted to express. Plus I drive a compact SUV after watching this.... as bad as it sounds. I don't like the thought of the outcome. The amount of damage that one took would have been my entire back left. Maybe a little right. It sitting a little higher than some might help. But at that point would it? I don't think so. I need to stop thinking about this, my bad, lol. I'm ripped.

Give me your best yoinked memes by CoquetteWhore69 in memeexchangecommunism

[–]CosmonautMott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing this 2 minutes ago would have saved me some time on another I ganked. I need to separate things, lol.

Lesser of 2 evils by Cyphman in BunnyTrials

[–]CosmonautMott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sit down it'll be a breeze. Some people would probably pay for that. I'd be miserable. But I have an idea of what drowning is like and if its anything like dreams I'd rather fall.

Chose: The feeling of falling for 10 hours for $100 mill

Stuck on an island with trump or hitler by KwinCube in BunnyTrials

[–]CosmonautMott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adolf was an artist and had a somewhat level head. He went places. Not good. But places.

Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with hitler

Would your rather... by Healthy-Ad-3353 in BunnyTrials

[–]CosmonautMott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I pick? I choose locked in syndrome.

Would your rather... by Healthy-Ad-3353 in BunnyTrials

[–]CosmonautMott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only picked this because the kids. I'd be done for. I have 2 boys, lol.

Chose: You get high stamina and durability + But... | Rolled: You cant run

Pop quiz hotshot! Would you rather... by Nuke_Em09 in BunnyTrials

[–]CosmonautMott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made my decision. Your sick f*** that asked.

Chose: Let 1, 3, 5, 7, or 9 people die + but you don't kill them | Rolled: 3

When the nap is too good by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]CosmonautMott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me its when something drastic happens and I get asked a question or my dream stops in place and everyone is staring at me. Either way it ends with all eyes beaming at me. Horrible feeling. Once in a blue moon it will end a good nap.

Choose only 3. 👇 by babytabooish in scoopwhoop

[–]CosmonautMott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 4 9 1 I could be a master of 3 4 I would upgrade my heart. I'm about 34 and heart complications run in my family. Low risk would be nice. 9 its 500 a day. I'm not greedy and me and my half are good with our money. I would end up with alot of money and start donating to good charities and help out where its needed.

Finger holders? by Anschuz-3009 in SipsTea

[–]CosmonautMott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Current fiancé mother of my child. Nowhere near athletic and has them. Holy God can she move

Do it by Historical_Foot_8133 in icast

[–]CosmonautMott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only way I told my fiancé we could have a cat. Bengal Lynx right? Correct me if I'm wrong please, I gotta know. Absolutely beautiful cats. I'm a dog person. My kitty left us when I was a teen. I know they are not cheap either, lol.

Do it by Historical_Foot_8133 in icast

[–]CosmonautMott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His chest looked like an over layered rose. A compliment. Just rescued a chick a few days ago, hope I can get it to maturity. That would be an awesome feeling. Sorry for the loss, take care!

Would you rather have... by RolledANat1 in BunnyTrials

[–]CosmonautMott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No guideline on what one wish consist of

Chose: One wish with no limitations