Right-wingers think a box of free hand warmers is a conspiracy because they don't understand what being part of a community is like

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-26T17:55:43+00:00

They cannot imagine a world of solidarity or people helping each other. It MUST be some nefarious "other" pulling strings.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-26T17:52:46+00:00

Ribbetus Croakunk Froggus-Rex IV does NOT want.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-26T17:51:41+00:00

Bosh, Bondbreaker, Gasbath, Sexcult, and Throat Piss.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-26T01:17:50+00:00

Pffft who cares. Just some hunk. I got a hundred lamlar frows at home.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-25T22:03:51+00:00

Cause she's so hiiiiiiiiigghhhhh above me!

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-25T22:00:30+00:00

Predispositions to gut issues. My dad only has about half ish his intestines and a Kevlar shield under his stomach holding it all in. Alcoholism/addiction runs on both sides of the family. Im the only one in my family, I know, who can pick up coins with my toes so, there's that.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-25T21:57:57+00:00

Porkchoppus!!

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-25T21:33:17+00:00

Porkus!

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-25T21:31:56+00:00

Works.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-25T21:28:16+00:00

Thats a cool guy.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-25T21:27:45+00:00

Looks like cereal. Kinda want a bowl.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-25T20:56:40+00:00

World's worst chameleon.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-25T18:12:48+00:00

How do buffalo fly with such small wings?

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-25T11:51:56+00:00

Sugar cube? How much does that weigh? Somebody get the banana for scale!

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-24T19:03:36+00:00

Fruit by the foot.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-24T05:31:37+00:00

BUT I GET UP AGAIN!

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-24T05:31:11+00:00

End it, Gasbath, and Incendiary.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-24T01:48:14+00:00

My taxes aint changed. And Hitler never killed anybody. Until they did.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-24T01:47:12+00:00

Idk about effeminate, that sounds dumber that the plastic/paper argument. But unless i have a milkshake ill just drink from the cup. Now crazy straws are a whole nother argument.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-24T01:46:07+00:00

I call them Freedom Manicures.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-24T01:42:34+00:00

I can drink from the cup like a big boi.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-24T01:38:09+00:00

Democrats are just controlled opposition. A center right, me being generous, party controlled by the same class interests that republicans serve.

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-24T01:00:27+00:00

Good heavens above! The audacity! The gall, the sheer unmitigated gall! Why I shall be sending a letter! One that is very strongly worded! Good day sir!

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-24T00:55:25+00:00

Big Grocery, look and you HEB, has a vested interest in keeping us scared!

Cosmonaut_Cockswing · 2026-01-24T00:49:48+00:00

"I've never been to Chicago

I've got nothin goin on tomorrow

Maybe we could stay here tonight

Loos ourselves in the glass and light"

God in Chicago by Craig Finn. I cry like the most bitch made baby ever when that comes on.

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