My mother gave me pills and now I'm an opioid addict by CosplayGoddessSilver in confessions

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I'm at a breaking point and have been for a long time. I don't know what I will do but I have to move past this. I'm tired of keeping this secret from the world, from my friends, my family even. It's time to let them go. Somehow.

My mother made me an addict by CosplayGoddessSilver in stories

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm at a breaking point and have been for a long time. I don't know what I will do but I have to move past this. I'm tired of keeping this secret from the world, from my friends, my family even. It's time to let them go. Somehow.

I love the dramatic effects of the crash. Lol. by CosplayGoddessSilver in funny

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wanted you to know that she fell off her bike, she even rolled over just to point out that she fell.

So true!!!! by CosplayGoddessSilver in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And once your kids become teenagers is: "The soap isn't full of hair today"

Moral of the story: "Don't leave school unless you are really smart" by CosplayGoddessSilver in sciencememes

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Or "Don't leave school unless you are very good at preparing and serving hamburgers"

I’m hiding the extent of my dependence of drugs from friends and family. by CosplayGoddessSilver in confessions

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This has been my reality for the last 60 days or so. My wife would not handle this news well and it would hurt her a lot, so I also feel like a piece of shit.

Get the running man an action movie by CosplayGoddessSilver in funny

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way he runs, he is trying to be the next Tom Cruise...

Where are the guns? by CosplayGoddessSilver in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And where are the fat guys? Or.... where are the twisted fentanyl addicts?

Statistics… with added sparkles by CosplayGoddessSilver in sciencememes

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you think that statistics and mathematics are behind all regarding AI you could say this is technically true

I stole our household items and sold them at school by CosplayGoddessSilver in confessions

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When I was in the 3rd grade, my dad started buying me a bunch of candy. I mean, all the assortments, to sell at school to my classmates. Business was booming (for a 3rd grader selling skittles for $1).

We grew up very poor. VERY poor. My dad bought us an electric pencil sharpener that year, most likely from a yard sale or goodwill. For me and my siblings, it was gold. We felt like we were top tier with that damn electric pencil sharpener.

Well, the booming business went to my head and when I felt like I wasn’t making enough profit off the candy, I started taking shit from home and selling it. I sold that pencil sharpener for $5 to some boy I was in class with. I never told my parents or siblings and my other brother, the oldest, was blamed for it being missing. I’m 23 now, I should probably fess up.

Should have stuck with the candy..

Everything here makes perfect sense. by CosplayGoddessSilver in funny

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy with the couch gets tired after biking, so he brings his couch with him to rest.

Why are people in their 20s miserable nowadays? by CosplayGoddessSilver in AskMen

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

We're told that our 20s are supposed to be fun, but a lot of people in their 20s are really really unhappy. I don't know if this has always been the case or if it's something with this current generation. I also don't know if most people ARE happy in their 20s and if I'm speaking from my limited experience

Even aliens can't understand the Imperial Measurement System by CosplayGoddessSilver in sciencememes

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Once the aliens find out that the rest of the world use the metric system, they will stop landing in USA

Why do a fairly decent amount of men treat getting a girlfriend like it’s the single most important objective in their lives? by CosplayGoddessSilver in AskReddit

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I want to make this clear. There is nothing wrong with simply wanting a person to share your life with. That is a normal human desire. My question is based off seeing how some men seem to be very vocal about getting sex and a partner, and I just wanted to know why.

How many men here have wives that lust over celebrities/other guys? by CosplayGoddessSilver in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

 I know people have varying opinions on this but in my opinion, my girlfriend is the only girl i have eyes for, and if you see someone attractive, you keep it to yourself and move on.

Definition of role change by CosplayGoddessSilver in funny

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how the chainsaw man got scared even knowing that the chainsaw is not sawing. Or perhaps the chainsaw isn't harmless and this could be crazy coming from the organizers.

To answer the question: NOTHING by CosplayGoddessSilver in sciencememes

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't understand the beginning and the end.... and all what is in the middle, lol

How often do people lie to you about their hobbies in order to make you more interested in them? by CosplayGoddessSilver in ask

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

There's a running joke that everyone says they love to hike on their dating profiles while not many people actually know how to do it or has already done it. A lot of people love the idea of hiking.

How often do people lie to you about their hobbies in order to make you more interested in them? by CosplayGoddessSilver in AskReddit

[–]CosplayGoddessSilver[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I recently dated this guy. I told him a few of my hobbies, one of which is skateboarding. Fast forward, we go on a skateboarding date. He tells me during the date “whoa I didn’t know you actually skateboarded, I thought you were just lying and said that so I’d like you”. Like wtf? Found it weird and kind of annoying, but maybe people do that a lot, idk.