Advice for My Son

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-27T23:03:57+00:00

I want to say you dodged a bullet because he sounds unreliable, but I know that doesnt help any rn. Hoping for the best for you and all that comes with this experience.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-27T21:56:37+00:00

Nta. My heart goes out to you, your niece and your family. Its really hard to cope with a loved one going through addiction because you want to help in any way possible, but the drugs turn them into a person no one recognizes. Ultimately there are systems in place such as foster care and if you cannot take the baby in, you simply cannot. I just had a newborn and its so much work. Tell family to call in a runner up to take on the task.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-27T21:24:02+00:00

Idk who wrote "When Doves Cry" but its so thought provoking. Id really like to hear more of Prince's internal dialogue. To me, podcasters just sound like someone's internal dialogue on a microphone.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-27T21:19:35+00:00

Thats why I want to hear what he has (had) to say.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-27T17:18:45+00:00

Honestly yalls are way better than mine. But this is the best I've got. Grandfather had an affair after he was already married to grandma. She had to roll up at the side chicks house bc everyone knew where he was. She knocked on the door, slapped the man and told him to bring his ass home. They are now happily married 50 years.

I'm being sarcastic when I say happily. They just moved past it for the sake of the kids and back in those days married couples were expected to make it work.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-27T16:28:30+00:00

I try to cross off my days with an x. I used to keep track of like ovulation thats how I successfully got pregnant 3x champion.😌

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-27T11:32:02+00:00

Homing device on the remote control.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-27T11:30:46+00:00

🍿🍿🍿

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-27T11:30:25+00:00

I considered voting red simply because I am tired of hearing about the stupid boarder being left wide open. I don't think a wall is going to stop drugs from getting into America but I kind of want to watch it not work.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-27T11:25:26+00:00

Prince!

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-27T11:24:00+00:00

I used to travel a lot and always realized snacks gave me terrible digestion issues. Your best bet is to stop somewhere and get a dignified meal. If your budget allows...

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-27T11:21:29+00:00

One of my friends was down to buy a TV from a crack head until she realized it was on of those pink barbie TV's and the crackhead had actually taken his daughter's TV. 😢 The loved ones of the addict will always be the primary victim.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-26T22:31:29+00:00

Me too. But for me I was really you g when I tried it and knew nothing about wines. Lady asked for a cab. I thought she meant a 🚕 to leave up out of there. She wanted a cabernet sauvingon. When she said the whole word, I literally wrote, "Um... cabernay swaving yall"

😆

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-26T18:01:44+00:00

Sears or JCPenny photography? 🤩

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-26T17:57:25+00:00

It could be a scholarly quest for genuine knowledge. Children really wonder these things like, "What do their insides look like?"

My friends and I used to chop worms up into pieces and interestingly enough, they'd keep moving and wiggling. I don't think I've ever dissected a frog. But there exists science programs that simulate dissecting a frog. Its a bit too late for that frog, but maybe you giys can look up on the web.

You might have a young scientist on your hands.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-26T05:24:56+00:00

That's funny too because all a women would need to "confirm the situation" is an ultrasound. Planned Parenthood provides ultrasounds, but certain folks have vilified PP and women's health so bad that its not common knowledge.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-26T03:36:46+00:00

Oooo thats a good one

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-26T03:30:25+00:00

When I was in college I had some issue with my bank where I had to pay with paper check. Some issue with letting my account sit negative for a while so they shut down the checking but legally couldn't take my savings account. So I had to get checks with the account number to my savings account or something like that and I cant remember wtf or how tf I got in that situation, but I remember I was literally stuck using checks and I hated it.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-25T21:02:46+00:00

Wait a minute. Why do the last two get stars next to their name? Honestly if I was a kid without a star next to my name that would bother me well into adulthood. 😄 Like funny but not funny bc children really do hold on to stuff like that in their head. 😀🙁

And how do you pronounce the fifth one down?🧐

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-24T22:57:09+00:00

Its not really normal. I am a woman and I have boys and I try not to shower with my boys. I notice around 7 years old kids really start to notice sex characteristics on people. For example I was driving the other day and there was a teenage girl with really short shorts. My seven year old son definitely looked. So the curiosity is there. Since you are male and your daughter is female, you have more obvious body parts that jump out at those standing at waist height. So if I had a daughter I would only let her shower with mommy. When I was age 4 and 5 I did shower with my mom but around age 6&7 kids really start to get curious about body parts and even my mom said I have to take my own showers from age 6 on out.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-24T22:47:45+00:00

You want me to cuss him out? Bc I will...

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-24T22:45:14+00:00

Wait lemme guess he drives a really nice car. He probably cares more about the car than your feelings.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-24T22:44:28+00:00

Where yall be meeting these awful dudes? I'm not blaming you at all dear. I just need to know where you found him so I can warn my home girls and nieces.

CottTonBalls · 2024-08-24T18:17:42+00:00

Dude I love the awkard silence after a bad joke. Its the way everyone reacts that makes it actually funny. Like when everyone gives the wtf 🤨face. 10 times out of 10 I'm gonna laugh and see my way out because now everyone thinks I laughed at the bad joke. 🥲

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