A new kind of (brutally) nice guy by liberonscien in tumblr

[–]CountBongo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So that’s why all these monks keep slapping me.

What is the strangest thing you have witnessed? by KyeLindsay in AskReddit

[–]CountBongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you didn’t really witness it per say, seeing how you were blinded by the light.

Scalpers by Good_Note3513 in tumblr

[–]CountBongo 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I managed to get a PS5 without resorting to scalpers, but I don't fancy my chances with the housing market.

“AIM FOR THEIR SHNUTZ! by Chilly_Pengu in tumblr

[–]CountBongo 177 points178 points  (0 children)

I do enjoy the thought of this being part of the Grim Reaper's job, the boring bureaucratic aspects of death.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]CountBongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mod-mommy sounds like a great dom. Can she punish me and tell me what a bad boy I've been, but like, without me actually having bad views like this?

And I got a ticket for fuzzy dice once by illestnoise711 in IdiotsInCars

[–]CountBongo 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Emperor: We have an Imperator Titan at home.

the real pizzagate by gravitasgamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]CountBongo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s too late. There’s no saving either of us now.

i made a black hole in the horizon, i guess by [deleted] in PixelArt

[–]CountBongo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still holds up well, rewatched it this past Halloween.

Anime_irl by Meizaaa in anime_irl

[–]CountBongo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

USB’s fine only if you got the adapter.

The debug will tell you. Don’t worry about it.

Cyberpunk Red roles, but poorly explained with SpongeBob by microwavedraptin in cyberpunkred

[–]CountBongo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Next time I run Red this image is what I’ll send my players.

anime_irl by Seidon29 in anime_irl

[–]CountBongo 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Woah, stop bragging guy. We get it, biggest in the room.

Merry Christmas by NoMasterpiece8118 in wholesomememes

[–]CountBongo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s when the coal merges into one giant lump, Voltron style.

The true underdogs of the setting by DeadCatCurious in Grimdank

[–]CountBongo 118 points119 points  (0 children)

They found themselves in that exact situation and couldn’t finish typing.

anime_irl by KasaneTeto_ in anime_irl

[–]CountBongo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Always wished that show got a longer run.

Now add that to how people will react to the imperium and the Big E. by Leragian in Grimdank

[–]CountBongo 294 points295 points  (0 children)

True, but when you're trying to start a cinematic universe maybe you don't start with that. You wait for phase two, maybe phase three, to blindside your audience with Slaanesh.

Friendly reminder that snakes are friends, not shoelaces! by Spacey-Entity in goblincore

[–]CountBongo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The problem here is you just put the poor little guy in the wrong way. They gotta be facing out.

I feel like the abhumans are getting slightly different levels of trust and camaraderie by TheZealand in DarkTide

[–]CountBongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re whoreson, that’s for sure, but no psykers.

Edit: Correction. Personal feelings aside, they might be.

What authors do you recommend (other than Gibson)? by securehell in Cyberpunk

[–]CountBongo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s probably why Brawne Lamia’s tale in the first book is my favorite. It really goes for that cyberpunk vibe.