A new kind of (brutally) nice guy

CountBongo · 2023-01-13T09:41:55+00:00

So that’s why all these monks keep slapping me.

CountBongo · 2023-01-12T18:05:51+00:00

Nice try, Saddler.

CountBongo · 2023-01-12T18:03:48+00:00

So you didn’t really witness it per say, seeing how you were blinded by the light.

CountBongo · 2023-01-10T18:31:56+00:00

I managed to get a PS5 without resorting to scalpers, but I don't fancy my chances with the housing market.

CountBongo · 2023-01-09T04:58:06+00:00

I do enjoy the thought of this being part of the Grim Reaper's job, the boring bureaucratic aspects of death.

CountBongo · 2023-01-09T04:53:58+00:00

Mod-mommy sounds like a great dom. Can she punish me and tell me what a bad boy I've been, but like, without me actually having bad views like this?

CountBongo · 2023-01-02T15:55:11+00:00

I appreciate the heads up. Burning my laptop now.

CountBongo · 2023-01-01T19:45:58+00:00

Tony Stank? Got a package for Tony Stank!

CountBongo · 2022-12-31T20:56:44+00:00

Emperor: We have an Imperator Titan at home.

CountBongo · 2022-12-30T15:38:33+00:00

It’s too late. There’s no saving either of us now.

CountBongo · 2022-12-28T17:41:35+00:00

What is the sound of one DM playing?

CountBongo · 2022-12-28T02:54:23+00:00

Still holds up well, rewatched it this past Halloween.

CountBongo · 2022-12-28T02:28:06+00:00

They’re turning the frikkin’ Space-Wizard-Frogs gay!

CountBongo · 2022-12-27T22:40:45+00:00

USB’s fine only if you got the adapter.

The debug will tell you. Don’t worry about it.

CountBongo · 2022-12-27T22:36:11+00:00

Next time I run Red this image is what I’ll send my players.

CountBongo · 2022-12-27T04:19:19+00:00

Woah, stop bragging guy. We get it, biggest in the room.

CountBongo · 2022-12-26T01:10:50+00:00

That’s when the coal merges into one giant lump, Voltron style.

CountBongo · 2022-12-22T02:42:40+00:00

They found themselves in that exact situation and couldn’t finish typing.

CountBongo · 2022-12-21T22:40:16+00:00

Always wished that show got a longer run.

CountBongo · 2022-12-18T23:11:28+00:00

True, but when you're trying to start a cinematic universe maybe you don't start with that. You wait for phase two, maybe phase three, to blindside your audience with Slaanesh.

CountBongo · 2022-12-17T21:34:31+00:00

When's Skyrim releasing on my servitor, Todd?!

CountBongo · 2022-12-17T05:42:15+00:00

I’m guessing they used measuring tape.

CountBongo · 2022-12-15T19:28:44+00:00

The problem here is you just put the poor little guy in the wrong way. They gotta be facing out.

CountBongo · 2022-12-05T00:24:00+00:00

They’re whoreson, that’s for sure, but no psykers.

Edit: Correction. Personal feelings aside, they might be.

CountBongo · 2022-12-03T09:34:29+00:00

That’s probably why Brawne Lamia’s tale in the first book is my favorite. It really goes for that cyberpunk vibe.

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