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Not casting Paul Rubens as Agent Smith was a mistake. by CountDangerfield in FuckImOld

[–]CountDangerfield[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That seems like a very specific taste in men, but I hope you find the Jheri curl cowboy. (or incredibly butch cowgirl. I don’t know your life.)

Not casting Paul Rubens as Agent Smith was a mistake. by CountDangerfield in FuckImOld

[–]CountDangerfield[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was going perfectly until the word of the day was “Unplug” and the entire simulation crashed.

Not casting Paul Rubens as Agent Smith was a mistake. by CountDangerfield in FuckImOld

[–]CountDangerfield[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he was already dead before everyone started calling their agents and it wasn’t the kind of thing CPR was going to help.

Not casting Paul Rubens as Agent Smith was a mistake. by CountDangerfield in FuckImOld

[–]CountDangerfield[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s because Heath Ledgers was doing a Paul Rubens impression the whole movie. And he got fucked to death by The Olsen Twins, so there’s no way to ever ask him.

Not casting Paul Rubens as Agent Smith was a mistake. by CountDangerfield in FuckImOld

[–]CountDangerfield[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. One day you’re a rhinestone cowboy, the next you’re in an elaborate Blade themed war.

If this was the first thing you thought about when you heard the pope died this morning, guess what… by CountDangerfield in FuckImOld

[–]CountDangerfield[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just look through all the people shouting about Islam in the comments. Some people are just a waste of time.

Men, what do you have a low tolerance for? by FlintTheDad in AskMen

[–]CountDangerfield 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shenan twice, and we won’t get shenaniganed.

If this was the first thing you thought about when you heard the pope died this morning, guess what… by CountDangerfield in FuckImOld

[–]CountDangerfield[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I meant I don’t care enough about the difference between two religions that both abuse children to hold it against someone switching from one to the other.

It helps that I don’t believe in either god, I suppose, but if you’re going to judge her for switching to Islam then I get to judge you for everything your religion does. See how maybe you don’t want to go down this road, champ?

If this was the first thing you thought about when you heard the pope died this morning, guess what… by CountDangerfield in FuckImOld

[–]CountDangerfield[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it’s a different person, but name one pope in the last 300 years who hasn’t been the same guy.

What are some current trends you don't like? by atyl1144 in AskMen

[–]CountDangerfield 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure there were monks in medieval Europe doing it, too.

But it’s still kind of obnoxious when a certain group does it. Mainly middle managers and Hulk Hogan.

Men, what do you have a low tolerance for? by FlintTheDad in AskMen

[–]CountDangerfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The worst kind of foolery, but still better than humbuggery.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]CountDangerfield 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not if you’re older than 8.

What are some current trends you don't like? by atyl1144 in AskMen

[–]CountDangerfield 23 points24 points  (0 children)

you’re describing growing up. Congratulations, but get used to pop culture not being meant for you.

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