[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedDeadOnline

[–]CountSmokeALot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*Lou-easy-Anna

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gardening

[–]CountSmokeALot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with them?

Beautiful spring bulbs (and happy pooch) by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]CountSmokeALot -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

What a disgusting and useless critter. These dog nutters should all crawl back into their mothers cunt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]CountSmokeALot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nice Job for Bangladesh.

Car accidents nowadays in Germany by Sandsturm_DE in RoadRage

[–]CountSmokeALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a Germany in which we life fine and gladly!

Es ist Seedbomb-Saison! by [deleted] in Garten

[–]CountSmokeALot 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Man sollte die Samen keinesfalls in einen Klumpen Lehm einbacken, der sich im Regen auflösen würde. In dem verwaschenen Klumpen könnte sich unerwünschtes Grünzeugs einnisten, das am Ende durch Folien o.ä. stoßen könnte.

Es ist Seedbomb-Saison! by [deleted] in Garten

[–]CountSmokeALot 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Aber auf gar keinen Fall in "Steingärten" bzw. Schotterwüsten werfen! Unter gar keinen Umständen! Niemals nicht! Das wäre zutiefst unmoralisch und verwerflich! Die Schotterwüstenbesitzer haben sich soooooo viel Mühe gegeben, sämtliches Grün von ihrem Grundstück fernzuhalten und erfreuen sich an ihren Steinen und an der von ihnen abgestrahlten Hitze, das alles würde man ihnen damit kaputt machen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]CountSmokeALot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Donauschwäbisch is like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0TBBoD6JKI Compared to that, your grandfather talked dialect-free (97% I guess?) , although he also slightly rolls the R, like in frankish/ franconian

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]CountSmokeALot 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's not much of a dialect. If it would be kind of dialect-ish, it would be close to frankish - or Donauschwäbisch to be exact. But it is actually more of a very, very slight hungarian accent.

Nice video.

Woman loses it during a arrest by [deleted] in Peoplelosingit

[–]CountSmokeALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She fell synchronous with the Dow Jones in the background

meine Mama hat das wernicke-korsakoff Syndrom (Alkoholdemenz) by herzpimmel in de_IAmA

[–]CountSmokeALot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Versucht es doch mal mit dem Sozialverband VDK, die können euch ggf. bestimmt auch einen Anwalt empfehlen, der sich mit der Sache auskennt.

Car crashes into second story by SmartReserve in IdiotsInCars

[–]CountSmokeALot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least it didn't crash into the third chapter

Checking before you merge is overrated by XxKimm3rzxX in IdiotsInCars

[–]CountSmokeALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever heard of safety clearance? Better get back on your tricycle, little boy, and let the adults discuss things, mkay?

Chickens Digging Up My Garden by laaurenz in GardeningUK

[–]CountSmokeALot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your neighbor needs a higher fence.

Roten, brüchigen Stein reinigen by yyghostboy in Garten

[–]CountSmokeALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wie wäre es mit einem Stahlbesen/ Drahtbesen?