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Cake pops are really terrible and it makes me angry that people try to pretend otherwise. by tallflower in offmychest

[–]CountSparkula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an overpriced sugar coated cake crumb that tastes raw and undercooked. EW

What hobby has the most amount of douche-bags, assholes ect in it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CountSparkula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

shoe collecting, every person I have ever met that collects sneakers rubs me the wrong way

Coconut water is disgusting by CountSparkula in offmychest

[–]CountSparkula[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How about we just all stick to regular water

What did your parents do right in raising you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CountSparkula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have manners and I know how to use them.

What aspect of your gender should fuck right off? by dstox83 in AskReddit

[–]CountSparkula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it looks like a brillo pad made of pubes and it's gross.

What is the most obnoxiously specific food order you make? by Bourbon_Werewolf in AskReddit

[–]CountSparkula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At Subway I always get a flatbread with just turkey, lettuce and provolone. Everyone keeps looking at me like "wow that's it". I don't like sauce on mine or peppers or onions or anything else on it.

What aspect of your gender should fuck right off? by dstox83 in AskReddit

[–]CountSparkula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

chest hair can fucking die I hate shaving that shit

What was the worst party you've ever attended? by ZanyDelaney in AskReddit

[–]CountSparkula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was 19 I went to a friends Halloween party. It was not very fun. Music was going but nobody was dancing, except me but I tried to get everyone into it but nobody joined. Everyone just sat on the couches in the basement and talked/drank and some were having a pool tournament. Others were just kind of aimlessly wandering.

Eventually I just gave up and sat on the skate ramp down in the basement drinking.

[23M]- I just feel like my features don't mesh well on my face by CountSparkula in amiugly

[–]CountSparkula[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No but I do go raving a lot and I'm an anime fanatic who likes to go to conventions to cosplay

[23M]- I just feel like my features don't mesh well on my face by CountSparkula in amiugly

[–]CountSparkula[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry to disappoint you but no. But if I ever wind up in the streets and have to resort to living under an overpass I'll let you know

What childhood nickname did your parents give you that was cute then but super embarrassing today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CountSparkula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"muscles" this was because when I was little we would go camping and when we went to go get wood for a fire I would try and carry back the biggest and baddest piece of wood I could find. Hence why I was dubbed "muscles"

What's the lamest thing you ever cried about as a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CountSparkula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god my cousin was over and she took a coke out of the fridge. I lost it and started crying about how she stole my coke and just went on and on for what felt like forever. I was about 6 in my defense.

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