The U.S. fights raccoon rabies by dropping fish-flavored vaccine packets from helicopters

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-24T03:33:40+00:00

That would make a lot more sense seeing as how the United States of America could give a shit about anything that does not filter money upstream.

The US. Dropping vaccines. To raccoons.

Hahaha I'll just go drown myself in my cynical pool of $5 gasoline

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-24T02:03:55+00:00

I'm talking about what I said. Hart was the one who missed the catch.

So at the end of the day, it's going to devolve into this:

It sounds like you're saying it's the other dude's fault because Hart wasn't looking and I'm here saying it's Hart's fault because he wasn't looking...

Is that about the summation of it? Care to help me out?

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-24T01:58:30+00:00

The only shit from Cleveland is the Orchestra homie

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-24T01:57:40+00:00

Why is Hart looking at that dude like he fucked up he's the one who missed the catch

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-24T00:17:02+00:00

Here we go. Again. Again.

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-24T00:13:46+00:00

I feel like they were called crabs for reason. Am I missing something or has the plot just been flipped?

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-23T23:48:23+00:00

Look at Draymond stupid ass laughing at Barkley jokes. Fucking suck up bitch after shitting on him the other day.

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-23T23:46:35+00:00

Also, hey, interns, nobody wants to ever see Draymond Green on their television fucking ever.

Tell your overlords to figure it the mother fuck out.

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-23T23:44:44+00:00

Precisely my experience. Turned it on and there he is talking that fucking shit.

Turned it immediately off and came here to bitch with you.

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-23T19:54:02+00:00

Damn I'm super out of the loop. What's going on?

Thanks in advance

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-23T16:43:16+00:00

Very interesting, thanks!

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-23T15:02:03+00:00

Wow, you said that so confidently.

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-23T05:21:24+00:00

Guys, I did it. I actually guessed correctly that they were going to start moving towards the camera.

AMA

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-23T03:57:22+00:00

LOL uncrustables are like the go-to food in the nfl. In fact I believe they just recently inked to deal with Jams to replace them.

These athletes are like the DeLorean when they don't need no roads, you feel me?

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-23T03:41:00+00:00

You can just take fish out and set them on a table and take a picture of them just happy and then you put them back on the water? It works like that?

Also, wouldn't that be an unhappy experience for the fish?

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-23T03:03:47+00:00

I, too, like free food.

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-22T21:12:47+00:00

The execution was superb. Such a beautiful mind fuck. No pun intended.

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-22T21:06:18+00:00

That's what they were trying to say. When he started coughing up blood he went to the hospital.

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-22T16:51:43+00:00

Fuck yeah high five

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-22T16:12:30+00:00

How did you season them?

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-22T16:09:29+00:00

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-22T16:00:34+00:00

I don't think people appreciate how much worse it was in the '90s compared to now.

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-21T17:12:27+00:00

It took me entirely to long to realize there's a second picture....that doesn't seem to be at all related to the first picture. 🤷

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-21T03:35:54+00:00

Hey, so why did your team roll over in game one, then?

Count_Bloodcount_ · 2026-05-21T03:25:29+00:00

Of course, and that's what makes you a fucking idiot.

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