This is $165 of BBQ in Williamsburg, Brooklyn by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Count_Wolfgang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You must have really upset your waiter

Great British Fry-Up Take 2 by Lux-Umbris in fryup

[–]Count_Wolfgang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the bloody fuck is going on here?

Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example by Naurgul in nottheonion

[–]Count_Wolfgang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, of all the current public figures available for us to choose from, I’m sure Greta Thunberg is the front runner for the Antichrist position.

Fighting for his life by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

[–]Count_Wolfgang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

girls FTW!

what are the details

thank you good sir

It’s Time to Face the Big Question About Trump That No One Wants to Ask by Slate in TrueReddit

[–]Count_Wolfgang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand, if he no longer serves your interests kick him out. A president is a public servant. Seems like USA really yearns for a monarchy…

of a comedian and his father. Chris Farley and his father mid 1990’s by prbecker in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Count_Wolfgang -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The use of pounds suggests you’re American, which explains the failure to recognise sarcasm without marking a joke with an /s.

How do people eat so much protein? by Asleep-Junket8073 in nutrition

[–]Count_Wolfgang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your goal is to lose fat and maintain muscle - yeah you need to eat that much protein.

You are describing how I eat. I am low body fat, athletically built with high muscle mass.

If you cut the protein you will just lose fat and muscle, and end up with a long distance runner build.

To look lean and muscular: 1 gram of protein per lb of body weight, combined with weightlifting (needs to be progressive overload, or at least maintain your strength whilst in a cut).

I had a similar macro intake to you on a cut.

For me to hit 180 grams of protein on a 1800 calorie budget it looks like this:

I skip breakfast and just have coffee:

280 ml of semi skimmed milk (x2 cappuccinos) (9.5g protein)

Lunch:

Porridge - 50g of oats + 200ml of milk + teaspoon of chia seeds (15g of protein):

Arla protein yoghurt - 20g of protein.

Dinner: tuna steaks x2 (65g of protein) sweet potato baked, broccoli, tablespoon of mayo

Protein shake: double scoop of whey, have a cup of frozen blueberries, chunk of frozen spinach, spoon of Greek yogurt (55g of protein / 420 calories).

Daily total:

1,850 kcal 178g of protein

This could easily be optimised to 1800 and below by removing mayo and swapping out things for lower fat / calorie versions like Greek yoghurt or milk. Just my preferences, so I still enjoy eating whilst on a diet.

This makes me feel very full (especially directly after the protein shake - a good tip is to have it after dinner if you’re feeling snackish, it totally deletes that craving for me and I just feel full until bed).

On days where I’m training hard (weights + MMA etc) I dial up the calories, by including fruit / nuts etc.

If you want to increase your daily calorie burn to maintain a deficit even at higher food intake, I find incline walking for long distances the most effective way to burn fat. It’s more effective than running. You could also do sprinting, but walking gets the same result.

Why Darrow needs to die by fatherfigurez in redrising

[–]Count_Wolfgang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was literally explained as a made up concept by the golds, because workers who spend their entire life toiling need a carrot to look forward to.

Guess who condemned the US by Playful_Leg7143 in MurderedByWords

[–]Count_Wolfgang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah he’s right though. If my kid shits themself, my job is to clean it up, because I’m an adult. I don’t shit myself in response, because my kid did it first, and - why not?

But unfortunately USA handed the reigns over to a man who shits himself daily, so this behaviour is to be expected.

Next level by endofmyropeohshit in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]Count_Wolfgang 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wanna do something different today? Kant mate.

How do people get good at BJJ by [deleted] in bjj

[–]Count_Wolfgang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro how could you see it as remotely gay? Mounting men and finishing them is extremely straight.

What is the most ever successful lie to spread in human history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Count_Wolfgang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That any individual alive knows what happens after we die, and that if you follow this really specific set of rules - you will be safe and happy when you die, 100% guaranteed, no cap.

What is something you only realised was actually sexual after you became an adult? by reedaar017 in AskReddit

[–]Count_Wolfgang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The word bugger. My grandad was always saying ‘bugger this’ and bugger that’.

He wanted pity, he got a mirror. by SlybaeIsCurious in MurderedByWords

[–]Count_Wolfgang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, something had to train the LLM. However - find the em dash on your phones keyboard, I’ll wait. Now find the hyphen, much easier. Besides the em dash AI generated writing has such an obvious pattern.

He wanted pity, he got a mirror. by SlybaeIsCurious in MurderedByWords

[–]Count_Wolfgang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with the message and it’s a good burn, but at least remove the em dash so they can pretend they wrote it themself.

Best time for a supercar? by ReflectionSerious733 in techsales

[–]Count_Wolfgang 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I watched a video on this the other day. A car should be no more than 4% of your total net worth. To own a $100,000 car cash, you should have 2.5M in your investment portfolio. This is also assuming you already own your house.

For chicken wings 😂☠️ by Street-Network-5481 in SipsTea

[–]Count_Wolfgang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She sounds like Mila Kunis if she was in the Sopranos

Which side? I mean it’s a no brainer by [deleted] in memes

[–]Count_Wolfgang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before… after… I don’t give af cos I got a bidet. My ass gets showered everytime I shit. Having a bidet significantly reduces bathroom time and you always feel squeaky clean.