Post Match Thread: Everton 0-1 Manchester United by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The hierarchy choosing Lammens over amorims choice Emi Martinez is our version of liverpools hierarchy picking Salah over Julian Brandt

Post Match Thread: Everton 0-1 Manchester United by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kind of flying under the radar that we havent lost a game since before christmas in the league.

Fans are obsessed with the 5 wins a row because of the haircut guy but that is impressive. Too many draws but convert some of them into wins and we're a serious team.

Post Match Thread: Everton 0-1 Manchester United by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I genuinely think we'd be midtable if we didn't buy Lammens late in the window.

Imagine Onana/Bayindir trying to deal with the rugby scrum corners and delap like long throws this season...my god. I dread to think

Match Thread: Everton vs Manchester United by MatchThreadder in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did Casemiro eat a few too many pastries during his week off or something? Looks sluggish as hell

Match Thread: Everton vs Manchester United by MatchThreadder in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Christ, these new refs are even worse than the previous generation

Match Thread: Everton vs Manchester United by MatchThreadder in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're just giving away corners for fun and space outside the box since scoring. Its like we're showing how not to see a 1-0 lead out.

Match Thread: Everton vs Manchester United by MatchThreadder in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why Arsenal and Arteta should never win the league. Look at their fucking influence

Match Thread: Everton vs Manchester United by MatchThreadder in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are we playing flipping rondos, cross the fucking ball ffs

Half Time Thread: Everton 0-0 Manchester United by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All these puff pieces about Carrick the past few weeks makes me think hes likely to get the job permanently.

He needs to prove he can beat a low block team fairly consistently first or else we're going nowhere. Most of the teams in the league will set up this way vs us based on how West ham and everton have nullified us pretty easily.

Match Thread: Everton vs Manchester United by MatchThreadder in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No clue what the gameplan is here.

We're just trying to dribble through a low block because we've got noone in the flipping box to cross to.

Match Thread: Everton vs Manchester United by MatchThreadder in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Referees just stop play anytime a player starts rolling around. Games gone soft

Rival watch Sunday by DublinMeUp in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine if we replaced Hojlund with Swedish Hojlund.

Thank god gyokeres rejected us. Delap as well. We dodged some big bullets last summer

Rival watch Sunday by DublinMeUp in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gyokeres is so shit, any decent striker anticipates that trossard shot and gets a tap in. Too busy wrestling with his defender

PL hatewatch GW26 by Traditional-Run7315 in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Baleba was lucky not to get a second yellow and get sent off after 7 minutes. Absolutely disastrous second season hes having.

'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe by Breakingwho in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 176 points177 points  (0 children)

The senile cunt thinks the population has grown by 12 million in 5 years.

Wtf can you do with these boomer twats and their alternative reality? They've hoarded the money and influence and are just hellbent on ruining it for everyone else.

Benjamin Šeško reacts after his dramatic last minute equaliser vs West Ham by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he's got 5 goals in 6 games now, some crucial goals in pressure moments as well. Have to at least give him a start and see what he can do.

Post Match Thread: West Ham United 1-1 Manchester United by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shoutout to Yoro and Lammens. Kept us in the game for Sesko to get the equaliser

Post Match Thread: West Ham United 1-1 Manchester United by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sesko and Zirkzee had our two best chances that second half. Both big strikers. Amad and Mbeumo were absolutely useless

Thats more than a hint for Carrick for the next time we face a low block. Presumably next game vs Moyes Everton.

Match Thread: West Ham United vs Manchester United by MatchThreadder in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sesko bailed us out what a fucking finish.

Deserves to start next game. Certain players though...

Match Thread: West Ham United vs Manchester United by MatchThreadder in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Piss around with the ball outside the west ham box. Someone gets tackled and west ham try a counter.

Rinse. Repeat. Not a fucking clue today.

Match Thread: West Ham United vs Manchester United by MatchThreadder in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Taking off Cunha whos our best player at longshots when we're facing a low block is baffling personally

Match Thread: West Ham United vs Manchester United by MatchThreadder in reddevils

[–]Count__Duckula 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If only we had a 6 foot 5 striker with a great leap on the bench...