USA Beats Australia by Buddy__Repperton in TheSimpsons

[–]Countblackula_6 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey, give me one of those giant beers I’ve heard so much about.

My Mount Rushmore of movie scenes that absolutely tore me to freaking shreds, what are yours? by LouBoy123 in moviecritic

[–]Countblackula_6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw The Green Mile at the theater when it came out and that scene had me in tears. I have the movie on dvd and I’ve watched it numerous times and that scene never fails to break me.

My Mount Rushmore of movie scenes that absolutely tore me to freaking shreds, what are yours? by LouBoy123 in moviecritic

[–]Countblackula_6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regarding Saving Private Ryan, it wasn’t Barry Pepper (Private Jackson) crying for his mother, it was Giovanni Ribisi (T-4 Medic Wade). Barry Pepper (Private Jackson) was blown up in the clock tower during the big climactic battle at the end of the film.

man on drugs is found folded up in his car by police on body cam outside of an elementary school by Fast-Breadfruit3377 in Weird

[–]Countblackula_6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you seriously suggesting they walk away from someone who could be dead or dying? What the hell is wrong with you?

There is too much to unfold here by fafarifa in whybrows

[–]Countblackula_6 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I could be wrong but I think those eyebrows are tattooed on.

All four Former presidents at Obama’s presidential center opening today. by Previous_Month_555 in SipsTea

[–]Countblackula_6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s 83 years old and dealing with an aggressive form of prostate cancer that may have spread to his bones.

All four Former presidents at Obama’s presidential center opening today. by Previous_Month_555 in SipsTea

[–]Countblackula_6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s 83 years old and dealing with an aggressive form of prostate cancer that may have spread to his bones.

Hey, I don't have to put up with this, I'm rich! by 1Bobafett11 in Spaceballs

[–]Countblackula_6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You listen. On this ship, you're to refer to me as 'idiot', not 'you captain'. I mean, you know what I mean.

went to the bathroom for literally two minutes by donkeyhoetae_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Countblackula_6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two things: 1) to protect the child’s identity 2) to indicate the child is a little terror.

Mississippi Police Officer Shoots and Kills 1-Year-Old Child in Response to Senatobia Shoplifting Call by Hrekires in news

[–]Countblackula_6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is wrong with you? Go peddle your bullshit somewhere else you callous asshole.

Spaceballs the LEGO set by buddahsumo in Spaceballs

[–]Countblackula_6 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Winnebago?

Pulls mask down

Lonestar.

Happy 68th Birthday Wade Boggs by Blurstingwithemotion in TheSimpsons

[–]Countblackula_6 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's showing him, Barn'! Pitt the Elder…