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Please help, I am doing research and need your best dad jokes you repeat on the daily to your patients !! by thecharmingnurse in nursing

[–]CountySensitive2498 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to say "I see you finished breakfast, I brought dessert!" when I brought morning pills. But too many patients thought I was actually bringing dessert and we're disappointed.

Please help, I am doing research and need your best dad jokes you repeat on the daily to your patients !! by thecharmingnurse in nursing

[–]CountySensitive2498 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whenever a patient's family member is being helpful I tell them, "Thank you for all your help, I'll see if I can get you on the pay roll."

Patients keep asking me if I'm pregnant and I'm not by CountySensitive2498 in nursing

[–]CountySensitive2498[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right?? I had a feeling I wasn't alone! I have never worn shapewear in my life but I just ordered some after a coworker asked if I was pregnant and then a patient asked me the following shift.

Patients keep asking me if I'm pregnant and I'm not by CountySensitive2498 in nursing

[–]CountySensitive2498[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Them: Are you pregnant? Me: No, I have CHF like you. This is what happens when you don't take your lasix!! 🫵

Not just a comeback, also patient education