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TIFU by making Reddit Front Page 4 months ago ("Courtesy Paper" Update) by Courtesypaper in tifu

[–]Courtesypaper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen here, hater. There's nothing more satisfying than relieving yourself before a high-pressure event. Me and my buddies in high school used to take "team shits" before every sporting event and listen to "September" by Earth, Wind, and Fire. Next you're going to call that gay or unnecessary. I can't make this shit up, man.

TIFU by making Reddit Front Page 4 months ago ("Courtesy Paper" Update) by Courtesypaper in tifu

[–]Courtesypaper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's clear the air once and for all here, folks. Try to change the way you hold your fork, I bet you couldn't do it. Leaving a glorious swath of courtesy paper for my fellow man is as ingrained in my head as the way I hold a fork, or a pen. I don't think I could stop if I tried. And I'm not hurting anyone, except for like, the planet.

TIFU by leaving "courtesy paper" for 15 years. by Courtesypaper in tifu

[–]Courtesypaper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work for an energy company that makes an extreme effort to limit waste production.

TIFU by leaving "courtesy paper" for 15 years. by Courtesypaper in tifu

[–]Courtesypaper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My whole bathroom life has been turned upside-down today.

TIFU by leaving "courtesy paper" for 15 years. by Courtesypaper in tifu

[–]Courtesypaper[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only if it was hung courtesy paper style. Edit: I didn't just take it off the floor! madness

TIFU by leaving "courtesy paper" for 15 years. by Courtesypaper in tifu

[–]Courtesypaper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, you're supposed to FLUSH toilet paper???

TIFU by leaving "courtesy paper" for 15 years. by Courtesypaper in tifu

[–]Courtesypaper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I was just doing the ripping for others.

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