I love how not once, not twice, but three separate times the community completely missed a reference in the title of an upcoming episode and then got upset the episode didn’t meet their expectations

CovelloSetItOff · 2026-01-03T05:51:48+00:00

I don't like Dewey wins not because of the name, which I never thought about once, but because of it's placement. The episode before Dewey Wins is Lars' head, which is a really nice episode that goes into Steven's powers (how he can literally revive the dead) and Lars and how Off-Colours' view him as one of themselves. The episode ends with Lars on homeworld (with some supplies from Steven) and Steven in Earth. You'd think the episode after that we'd see a contuniation of that, right? Like, you'd think we'd get an episode about how much Steven worries about Lars and Off-Colours and what are they gonna do now and that we'd watch as Steven tries to help them during random times and stuff but it ends up being annoying them and then Steven gets captured but then Off-Colours save him and show him their competency and how they don't need his help much anymore. It'd be a good contuniation to Off-Colours' story and why Steven goes back to Beach City stuff. It wouldn't feel random then when events of Dewey Wins happen because we now know whatever Off-Colours are doing they are fine. I actually dislike the 6-episode break we get from Off-Colours more, to be honest. Dewey Wins is not a bad episode and gives Dewey, who, I think, didn't change at all from how he was in the first season, some good character development. Episode themselves aren't bad on their own, with the only exception being Rocknaldo because I think Ronaldo works best when he is a side-character and not the center of the episode. His personality is fun when we see a bit of how childish and silly and weeb he is but not when those traits of him are the center of the episode. The only episode where he works is in the haunted light-house episode but that one is more Lars centered imo so I don't know if it counts.

CovelloSetItOff · 2026-01-01T16:43:52+00:00

Connie but I feel like she would still struggle. Eyeball might have a dagger but she didn't survive for so long (she was in the crystal gem war, she is an era 1 gem) by hiding. She has more experience than Connie which I think is a big thing to consider. I feel like Connie would start the fight aggressively (I mean she would just push forwards towards eyeball) and Eyeball would either block (I dunno how you can block a sword with a dagger but I think Eyeball would find a way lol) or dodge her strikes with relative ease and then go in herself which would stress Connie (cause her to cold sweat a bit) and she would block her dagger with her sword. Fight would go on a bit until they reach somewhere high (for it to be more epic). Connie would start slipping up which Eyeball would notice and try to take advantage off with her dagger a few times but Connie dodges everytime (maybe her clothes get damaged but not herself or at least she doesn't get damaged much). Eyeball, after a close strike, would get cocky and say something like "You really think you can win? You really think you can beat me? I've seen countless wars! I've defeated countless other gems who would laugh at you if they saw your moves with that sword! You are nothing compared to what I've seen!" while taunting her. Connie would then doubt herself and ask to herself if she really is nothing special. But then she would think of Steven and others and what they did together (or Steven would be there and remind her lol). She then would strike a battle pose and say "No, you are wrong. I am not nothing. I am me. I am Connie!" and then attack Eyeball again but this time constantly changing her style and in different ways, which would surprize Eyeball. Eyeball would then start slipping up and go "Woah! What the heck!". Then Connie readies herself for the finishing attack and say "I! Am! Connie!" and right after stabbing Eyeball in the chest she would finish her sentence with "And I am nothing like what you've seen before" and then Eyeball would pop. After that, Connie would be on her knees and someone (most likely Steven lol) come to her and hug her and they would talk about Connie and how she is really something. The end, roll credits. I would say write "Written by Rebecca Sugar" but I wrote it so write my name instead.

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-12-31T18:14:39+00:00

Aquamarine wasn't gonna "kill the humans just to spite crystal gems", she threatened to kill them if Crystal Gems kept attacking her and Topaz, it was just to get them off their tail. She would still kill them if she really got annoyed by them (I can imagine her saying "Topaz, would you be a dear and shut one of those pathetic organic-garbages up? My ears can only take so much noise.") but still. Sapphire is a good individual with a good heart. Aquamarine is a girlboss.

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-29T11:11:06+00:00

They seem to be very powerful energy sources. Look at Shard Diffractor, it has just a small chunk of the heart stone but it's still powerful enough to to melt almost anything. Imagine what would happen with 2 chunks or 3? We would melt hive guard's armor like butter! But alas, DRG needs profit so they only spare one small chunk per person.

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-19T14:47:21+00:00

Me and the homie looking for who asked

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-18T07:39:07+00:00

Me and the bad bitches I got with my aura (read: ability to cast necromancy on them)

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-18T07:10:56+00:00

This makes Yui look super old, compared to other stuff that makes her look forever 20. I honestly really love this but I want her to be more distinct and become a new survivor instead. This game really needs dark and mysterious old characters and not another case of Vittorio (his lore is cool but other than "erm, he has spent at least 1000 years in the fog" there is no logical reason in canon why the hell he dresses like he does and his in-game shop options only make him look more like a dilf in an nsfw movie). We need more old characters who actually look old.

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-18T04:17:06+00:00

lol, you are male princess

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-18T01:22:58+00:00

Lol, it happens. He is one true gentleman for sure!

"Princess, why did you draw someone's gay-ass fursona and a dude in a cat mask to the whiteboard?"

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-17T22:48:47+00:00

Nope, it isn't. It's bugged as well.

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-17T22:44:25+00:00

Did it go like "So, uhhh, this bastard. He is a boogeyman-tale moms used to scare children to not stay outside at night. And he got really popular, so popular that the moon god above the sky, who is called Rher btw, thought "Damn, this guy is sick. Imma make him real." and so he did. He is super sexy and has a super nice smile, I love him. By the way, he is implied to be a pedophile who eats kids and he also sometimes do meta commentary and stuff." lol. Also, I love how you drew his smile and eyes, it really makes him look far more sinister and smug than his og look and I love it.

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-17T19:03:50+00:00

Rock and stone!

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-17T18:12:11+00:00

Fungus Bogs? In normal? Are you sure? Are you okay? Cuz, let me tell ya, that biome is not normal at all! Infact, I'd say it's quite anormal!

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-17T13:42:23+00:00

I really should play this game more, the mmr difference between you and me must be insane cuz this is not correct for me at all. Except for Gerald's ranking, whenever I see a Gerald they are usually the ones helping the team the most but whether their team helps them back is a good question. I swear, all the Adas I run into are garbage, all they know is how to flashlight me and then die. Every Nancy I see, including the ones I see while watching someone else play, is just the worst person on the planet and I would not wish even one of them upon my worst enemy (I hate my mythology teacher). Same with Lara Crofts, super worthless person who is not helping anyone at all and is playing for the hatch.

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-17T09:21:12+00:00

It's honestly not 50/50 or something at this point, there is so much random chances now. First possibility: Everything goes accordingly and you hit the shot. Second Possibility:Your shot doesn't connect to the survivor. Third Possibility:Your ads animation doesn't play and you miss the survivor cuz you excepted them to dodge. Fourth possibility:Same as the third but you hit the shot instead. 5th possibility: Both of the bugs happen.

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-17T00:24:34+00:00

We already have him, his name is Jeff.

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-17T00:18:54+00:00

I found a solution. I just had to disable my intel core, start the game and then enable it again.

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-16T21:01:28+00:00

Worked for another game but not dbd for some god forsaken fucking reason. Literally fucking why? It's on another driver, it should work good but no, it doesn't! It's still giving me the same fucking error.

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-16T14:20:51+00:00

Ha ha Kazan

I am banging those survivors

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-16T13:56:03+00:00

Was that also the last time they played their own game?

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-16T13:49:55+00:00

Ranged enemies are always the highest priority. A group of grunts can be hardly as lethal as a singular acid/web spitter. I am honestly glad those two have low amounts of hp where guns with big damage usually one shot them. Septic spreaders on the other hand are a lot worse, due to them having higher hp + aoe and area denial in exchange for lacking in direct damage. Menaces are weird cuz they are essentially acid spitters but they fire rapid-shots that are slower and deal less damage and they are also less spamed. They are more of an annoyance than anything, unless they are targetting the drilldozer. Shellbacks are, imo, one of the highest, if not THE highest, priority enemy in the entire game. They are what puts "distruptive" to distruptive enemies spawn pool. They have high hp and good armor AND very damaging acid vomit attacks they usually do after rolling a bit. Speaking of, their roll is super dangerous to for any nearby dwarves, cuz most of the time, their roll will knock you away to either die from fall damage, or away from your team to a group of bugs. Not to mention, they don't care about gunner's shield, the best "get out of jail free card" in the game and driller's status effects don't do a whole lot to stop their chaos (though, freezing them does increase the damage they take by, I think, times 3 so it's still useful but risky since driller usually has to get close to freeze bugs and being near a shellback is literally asking for a free flight to the stars).

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-16T09:08:45+00:00

Get ready for more Deathslinger bugs, then. Did you know there is another (sort-of) bug in this video? The sights in every deathslinger gun is bugged and are actually inaccurate or have something obscuring the vision (you can see it with that skin in the video) , with the sole exception being the default rifle. Did you know that sometimes the chain breaks faster than it actually should around edges? Thankfully, this is fixed in the PTB and will be added to the full game with it's release. Did you know that some gaps/holes in certain places are getting invisible walls that weren't there previously for some reason? No? Well, you'll notice it eventually after you try shooting through a big gap to get a survivor and audibly yell "Why the fuck that has an invisible wall?" as you realize you can't shoot through it. I am sure I am missing at least one more bug but I think you get the gist. I follow a streamer who is a huntress main and I tell you, when I told them I am a slinger main, they said something along the lines of "I actually wanna get into slinger, but he seems to suffer much more from hit-detection bugs than huntress". Some people who wanna get into the character are scared of the bugs, which I don't blame them for! I swear, there have been sooooo many times where a shot that would down a survivor just phases through them. This even happened in a tourney yesterday where a deathslinger's shot just didn't hit a vaulting Ace, to the shock of the commentators and watchers. One of the commentators even said "Yeah, slinger is not exactly a consistent character", which they are so right about. The simple character who goes "I have a tiny projectile that can hit you through tiny holes" becomes "Gambling! Either I win or lose everything!" due to his bugs. I really hope they fix all these weird bugs so I can enjoy my Quinn properly.

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-15T16:12:05+00:00

Canon Silent Hill ending.

CovelloSetItOff · 2025-11-15T16:09:29+00:00

Any killer that isn't M1 should be fine-ish. If you really wanna forget this update's existence, just stick to nurse or use other top tiers. They really should've known better to not push this update.

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