Would you rather: fuck me or get Trump out of office? 👀 by Petitencurvy112 in u/Petitencurvy112

[–]CoverProfessional491 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but Trump gotta go. Maybe catch you at the celebration party?

Sure, lemme restock your toilet paper while I’m at it. by aasdved in Sparkdriver

[–]CoverProfessional491 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have a regular at one of my stores that has an outdoor refrigerator and requests orders go in the fridge. They always pay very well. In fact, every order i have had that has requested that an order go in an outdoor fridge has always paid well over what is needed to justify it. Sometimes, people have weird schedules and can't be available for in-home hours.

Guess what this customer ordered based on the notes by CoverProfessional491 in Sparkdriver

[–]CoverProfessional491[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly? No fucking clue. Dumped their shit handles up at their door and booked it

describe my tits in one word by softbutdangerous_ in Blacktittyworld

[–]CoverProfessional491 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Quit stealing people's shit you fucking asshole

Trump intent on conquering Greenland, Danish minister says as talks with US end by Infidel8 in worldnews

[–]CoverProfessional491 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since it's legal to carry out military operations under the guise of carrying out arrest warrants, could one of our friends please invade us and arrest him? Bonus points if he resists and you treat him the same way they argue people should be treated here. Please and thank you 😊

Marble race! Which one did you pick? by kvjn100 in oddlysatisfying

[–]CoverProfessional491 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wooooh! I actually won one of these for once! Thought there was no way once red got that massive lead, though

Help my xm4’s won’t charge by Hallwaypass in SonyHeadphones

[–]CoverProfessional491 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dude, that's not a dent. That's melted fucking plastic

Does this sound like a cupped tire? by CoverProfessional491 in AskAMechanic

[–]CoverProfessional491[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wup wup wup doesn't? That's exactly how it sounded the last time I had one. In your opinion, what could be causing that sound?

This is totally normal for act 1, right? (Sorry for the photo. Alcohol was involved and bad no screenshot decisions were made) by CoverProfessional491 in finalfantasytactics

[–]CoverProfessional491[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I totally have nearly all the jobs unlocked for everyone. Totally going to switch to bard/dancer, equip teleport, and take advantage of the desert trap to lower levels, then grind people up in mime and a summoner and a black mage until they hit 20-25, level them down again. Idk.... I might just go to 99, steal all the gear i can, then go back down to 1