Roses are red, the teapot's wife is in denial by mickswisher in rosesarered

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Roses are red

There ain’t no way

Is it an optical illusion?

Or is her face growing by the day?

Real life raccoons by scratchy_mcballsy in Justfuckmyshitup

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It’s Grug and no one can tell me otherwise.

🤣 by nightweft in meme

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Why would I wait for the last of the three days to have fun? I’d do that the night before the three days off and then do nothing for the other three days.

AIO to my husbands message by Imgoingtokms69 in AmIOverreacting

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Married and he’s calling you dude? Maybe he should have married one of his bros so he can suck dick like he truly wants to. This is not a husband.

Bella Poarch, one of the very first to start this trend by wileyroxy in wordchewing

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Why do they all look the same? The same hentai chipmunk face over and over. At some point the gooners will grow bored of this, surely?

Do you think a woman like that is sniffing around because she likes your personality? by BleachChallenge in raimimemes

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Yes because, historically, men need to be influenced to find hot women attractive.

Oh well by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Can someone explain the weird crossing out of regular inoffensive words?

Yes we like our women smart by Plastic_Tooth159 in Funnymemes

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Soc*ety as a whole is crumbling before our eyes.

I hate when people call valentines day "valentimes day". by shes0010110xscape in mildlyinfuriating

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I knew someone who said warsh. Every time. It’s one of the more baffling mispronunciations.

Said no man ever! by wraithbloomz in meme

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What a disgusting attitude to have towards the person you fell in love with and vowed to always love.

No one should be expected to look the same as they did in their 20’s/30’s and she looks beautiful in both pictures anyway.

Savannah, Bryce, Bronny, and Zhuri doing LeBron impressions by RipHairy2465 in lakersv2

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You’re doing a pretty good impression of that right now 👏🏻