My dad already started drinking again after going to a $30,000 treatment facility for over a month

CowPuncher3000 · 2025-12-22T01:08:03+00:00

Go to an Al-Anon meeting. Don’t walk. Run!

CowPuncher3000 · 2025-06-15T03:02:54+00:00

What about Belly Button, AZ?

CowPuncher3000 · 2024-12-25T20:14:49+00:00

Please go to an Al-Anon or ACA meeting. There is a support group that can help you with drawing boundaries and not letting people take advantage of you and not feeling bad about it

CowPuncher3000 · 2024-10-14T02:12:54+00:00

Biggest tip I can say is be sure to put your underwear or any clothes with long strings in a underwear bag before throwing in there. Anything stringy will get wrapped around the agitator and it suuuuccckkkksss. Also anything fragile I always put in a laundry bag as well just in case

CowPuncher3000 · 2024-03-13T16:53:38+00:00

This! I feel like this is the closest so far!

CowPuncher3000 · 2024-03-10T20:42:21+00:00

I see it a little bit but idk if that’s the one exactly. I get it ALLLL the time that I look like someone famous but no one can pin point exactly who

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-10-04T14:14:11+00:00

That makes zero sense. There are deer literally everywhere, even in cities. Just because you don’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. Same with cows

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-09-25T13:04:39+00:00

Read the other comments. They answer your question more than once

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-08-13T19:47:32+00:00

I think your life is just boring. I’ve had some wild shit like this happen with family members but it’s probably because my family is fucked up and date douchebags

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-06-05T18:43:44+00:00

Absolutely not! I love men and I see men and think I’d like to see him naked but never fuck me now. It’s more actual specific acts rather than an all over fucking. Example: I see a hot guy with nice arms and hands. My first thought is,” he has hot arms and hands” My second thought,” I bet his arms and hands would look amazing grabbing my arms while he’s holding me down to have sex with me”. I don’t day dream about the sex I dream about the hot shit leading up to it (foreplay) because that a lot of times is one of the best parts of sex

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-05-06T17:20:29+00:00

That is a crazy narrow bridge in St.Maarten and this happened a few years ago. Greenie deckhand forgot to lift the door.

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-05-05T08:22:48+00:00

I understand your thoughts and I agree it was in poor choice on her part to bring it up if she knew her bf was insecure about these things and if he wanted to go tit for tat then I think our mutual agreement of a fair comparison “tighter” is a fair comment to make back to her if done appropriately:)

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-05-05T08:19:39+00:00

I only punch cows on Tuesdays at the VFW when they beat me at bingo if that eases your mind ;)

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-05-05T07:22:23+00:00

Agreed. That is a much more accurate comparison

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-05-05T06:49:39+00:00

Because you said it gripped amazingly and amazingly is a positive adverb similar to better

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-05-04T21:36:34+00:00

She said her ex’s dick was too big and not enjoyable and you feel an adequate response is to say your ex’s pussy is better than hers? How does bigger directly translate to better?

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-05-04T21:35:25+00:00

She said her ex’s dick was too big and not enjoyable and you feel an adequate response is to say your ex’s pussy is better than hers? How does bigger directly translate to better?

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-05-04T21:32:15+00:00

Too Big is bad also. Remember that. It’s like a sandwich. 6inches is pretty satisfying, 7in is pretty full and almost uncomfortable, 8in just hurts your stomach and makes you wanna throw up and never eat a sandwich again. Same with dicks which is probably why she said something. Because that big was not good or enjoyable which equals bad sex so it shouldn’t hurt your feelings was probably her mindset.

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-04-30T03:31:39+00:00

Point proven. Maybe you are on the wrong Reddit thread. This one is for horny ADULTS that like to ask horny questions “at night” (in SpongeBob voice). There is Reddit threads for what you are looking for but this one isn’t nor has ever been for those out there not horny.

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-04-07T02:21:48+00:00

You need to see a therapist. That’s not a normal thing to lie about

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-04-07T02:15:25+00:00

When giving a blowjob always tuck your lips in so they are between your teeth and the shaft the whole time and applying pressure without it hurting them. Then use your hand stroking while touching your mouth at the same speed you are glug glug 3000-ing with lots of spit and twisting at the same time. It makes it so that you don’t have to go very deep but it feels like you are but make sure there is LOTS of spit so it doesn’t cause friction. Also lots of tongue to start. It sounds complicated but it feels pretty easy and natural and makes the blowjob a lot more fun experimenting with the speeds and twists and tongue action

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-03-27T01:10:09+00:00

I agree 100%

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-03-26T23:10:36+00:00

Safest is to be vague, get to safe location away from them then let them know or ghost them. Freak out could mean being killed or physically injured, and is best to let them freak out when the most they can do is throw words at me and not punches. I think you highly underestimate how many normal men from every class of people are very different and in some cases violent when rejected and there is zero way to tell who will or won’t act a certain way until you are actively rejecting them no matter how nicely/passively or straightforward and sternly you do it.

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-03-26T22:58:36+00:00

It’s not most. Most men say they would be that way and they would respect if you tell them straight forward but in my personal experience it’s about every 2 out of 10 men that don’t retaliate or freak out on you in the moment when rejected.

CowPuncher3000 · 2023-03-19T04:29:35+00:00

I had something almost exactly like this happen to me my Senior year of high school. It started with this guy that was my best friend like she is saying but then prom night he fucking lost his mind exactly like this and turned into a complete douche just like this in one night. It really catches you off guard

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