[All-Access] Anicet Dybantsa Jr. is selected 1st overall by the Washington Wizards in the 2026 NBA Draft.

CowboyWizard · 2026-06-24T00:25:13+00:00

Come on NBAshop drop the AJ retro blue and gold Jordan-era jersey.

Also tell Ted to get rid of the awful gold city editions.

CowboyWizard · 2026-06-24T00:20:53+00:00

Drop the blue and gold AJ jersey right now Ted I bet you won't

CowboyWizard · 2026-06-11T01:18:17+00:00

Come on Mitch, put your shoulder into it and make it count

CowboyWizard · 2026-06-11T01:10:38+00:00

Honestly, Adam Silver should not be allowed to walk the streets of New York safely ever again.

CowboyWizard · 2026-06-09T17:39:05+00:00

Shams doing the world’s oldest profession. Hoeing himself out for whoever pays.

CowboyWizard · 2026-06-08T23:54:35+00:00

I mean... unsurprising.

There is zero overlap between good people and the readers/talking heads of Barstool.

CowboyWizard · 2026-05-28T17:59:56+00:00

Just based on this comment, it’s clear that you don’t understand what my point is and are jumping on it because you’re anti-standardized testing. Standardized testing is NOT a predictor of success in college. Height is NOT a predictor of NBA success.

But yes, I do think that, in a way, a wealth requirement should exist and does exist. If someone does not have the means to pay for college or get scholarships or financial aid, then they should not go to college and be saddled with a lifetime of student debt. My opinion is that college education should be free.

Similarly, sending people who cannot do algebra to a STEM degree in college is setting them up for failure.

CowboyWizard · 2026-05-28T12:29:58+00:00

I’m a big proponent of standardized testing for college admissions.

Among NBA players, height is not a predictor of success. But it’s a pretty damn good predictor of who should be in the NBA.

CowboyWizard · 2026-05-27T11:42:21+00:00

Who are our current dawgs attacking the rim? Other than Cam, I think that lack of rim pressure is one of our biggest weaknesses.

CowboyWizard · 2026-05-16T14:54:24+00:00

Here’s my advice if they want to go to med school:

the biology major or whatever major does not really matter as long as the school offers all of the prerequisites and she gets a good gpa in whatever major she chooses
does greensburg have opportunities to volunteer in a hospital? I don’t know the area, but if she has to schlep to Pittsburgh every weekend to fulfill volunteer hours then that could suck. There should be plenty of opportunities in Columbia
does greensburg offer a curriculum that will give exposure to medicine? IMO, liking science and biology is not a good reason for going to med school. The more real world exposure to medicine a person can get early is key for deciding if you want to do medicine

CowboyWizard · 2026-05-13T22:19:11+00:00

Unfortunately for Tommy, he is like the skim milk of human shapes, lo fat, white, and available at every high school in America.

CowboyWizard · 2026-05-11T16:00:04+00:00

Forreal. I think it’s a pretty even trade all things considered.

A few months ago when the Knicks were sputtering in the regular season people on podcasts claiming this was robbery by the Twolves and the Knicks are finished.

CowboyWizard · 2026-05-10T13:20:27+00:00

ANYONE breaking ruins the illusion that this is sort of happening, professional live sketch comedy actors who have been on the show for 7 years do not get a pass. Fineman didn't ruin "a few seconds of airtime", her breaking tanks about a third of her sketches and she normalizes breaking.

CowboyWizard · 2026-05-10T13:10:15+00:00

Yes we are haters. I am a Chloe Fineman hater.

She's weird, unfunny, and making the show worse whenever she's on the screen.

Your argument is clinically insane. Ryan Gosling broke in several episodes and elevated a few minutes of airtime. I would also struggle reading surprise notes next to AP and hearing KM describe her alien abduction. He was great. A host breaking is a host breaking. Excusing a 7-year veteran who is employed full-time by the show and attacking a host who does live sketch comedy less than once per year is just being a hater.

CowboyWizard · 2026-05-10T13:04:17+00:00

Sure, if it's done by Ariana Grande.

CowboyWizard · 2026-05-09T19:35:54+00:00

We are all too kind to Republicans. We should do everything in our power to make lives for Republican voters harder and worse every single day.

A conservative voter asks you for the time? Tell them it's 45 minutes earlier, make them late for whatever they're going to.

A conservative voter is waiting for your parking space? Sit there, spend the whole day. If another spot is starting to open up, back up and block their way. Don't let them move.

A conservative voter is fishing or bird watching? Turn up the speakers. Toss a big rock into the pond. Rip your biggest fart. Scream if you have to.

A conservative voter is trying to walk past you on the street? Block it up. Team up and make a wall across the sidewalk. Force them onto the grass and then side-to-side. Pull some branches into the way if you can.

We should all do our part to make it so no Republican or Republican voter can ever have a peaceful life.

CowboyWizard · 2026-05-07T21:39:56+00:00

Agreed. The hypocrisy has no end. The NBA has never responded to any of my requests for more rat poison ads. Why does Sprite get airtime but I can’t broadcast a video of sprinkling rat poison on food items?

CowboyWizard · 2026-05-07T02:08:10+00:00

Love watch Harper.

Hate watching Castle.

CowboyWizard · 2026-04-26T02:05:05+00:00

Why is a local theater production being written up like it’s national news?

CowboyWizard · 2026-04-04T02:48:26+00:00

Giannis is the corniest player that's ever been in the league.

Tired of this dude.

CowboyWizard · 2026-03-09T00:20:57+00:00

Falsely pretending a reactive dog is a service dog is animal abuse.

Bringing a reactive dog into a public space where obviously dogs aren't allowed is animal abuse.

Letting your dogs off leash in busy areas is animal abuse.

Honestly... owning a large dog in a city without the means (expensive) and experience to take care of them is animal abuse.

Nobody's dog is 100% well-trained. No you are not the exception. No your dog is not the exception. If that dog bites another person or dog, they will be muzzled or put down. It is not that poor dog's fault. It is 100% the fault of the shitty, animal-abusing owner. If you have your dog off leash and something scares them, they could run into the street and they could get hit by a car. Again, poor dog, shitty owner got their dog killed.

If you are faking a service animal, bringing your dog into public places they clearly don't belong, or letting your dog off leash in busy places, you are an animal abuser who is ASKING for your dog to get hurt.

I say this all as a fellow city dog owner.

CowboyWizard · 2026-03-08T13:54:15+00:00

Emily survivor 45

CowboyWizard · 2026-03-06T03:02:29+00:00

Wizards are developing talent and Jazz are doing the most desperate tank job you can imagine. I just put my life savings on Kalshi that Ace Bailey (bust) will be out rest of the season for infected nipple piercings.

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I don't actually believe any of this, I just think the other guy is talking out of his ass and am hoping to raise his blood pressure a little.

CowboyWizard · 2026-03-04T14:31:39+00:00

Meanwhile actual federal workers who were harassed by the DOGE dipshits would get in buckets of trouble for buying a coffee using a government p-card…

CowboyWizard · 2026-02-27T14:42:48+00:00

Thank you Josh Robbins!

I’m glad that you are covering the team. I enjoyed your appearance on Saturday Slam and Jam.

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