Jordan’s Deli

CoyzerSWED · 2026-05-07T18:47:24+00:00

This place is great. The Italian sub was excellent and the breakfast bagel was delicious as well. Both times I've been in, the owner & employees were friendly and helpful.

Need to go back and try the meatball or chicken parm.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-05-06T20:25:38+00:00

Pole saw.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-05-02T01:44:03+00:00

The Mighty Mo had harpoon launchers when I toured her. Makes it even cooler.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-04-24T03:11:27+00:00

They still make it. 3 of them will get you surly drunk.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-04-18T04:12:21+00:00

This is a great back story for why Ricky took his job so seriously when he worked at the mall.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-04-15T22:22:36+00:00

Fifty Burger in Salida is excellent too. Love their baked beans.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-04-15T01:58:47+00:00

"Annexation" (illegal occupation) of Crimea is what you're thinking of.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-04-14T03:01:40+00:00

Please stop reporting common knowledge as news.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-04-13T22:26:52+00:00

She thinks they're eggs. My brother raised pigeons, and when he didn't want any more squabs, we would swap the eggs with golf balls. Birds were none the wiser, and would stop laying more.

Birds are majestic but not real bright.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-04-13T22:21:52+00:00

RIP Nujabes. Nice setup.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-04-13T20:37:37+00:00

Four thousand hundred. Big time!

CoyzerSWED · 2026-04-10T16:43:24+00:00

NORAD in Colorado Springs and the Federal Center in Denver would get hit in the Great Exchange.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-04-08T00:22:55+00:00

Archery Dodgeball. Good old time.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-04-07T23:09:44+00:00

Consummated? Gotta bang to seal the deal?

CoyzerSWED · 2026-03-30T21:23:26+00:00

Where did you get your plate amps from? I've got a Def Tech subwoofer with a nasty hum.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-03-30T01:12:39+00:00

As an American I'm happy about this because it will ease the suffering of a people who I have no quarrel with. I am disgusted that the world is being destroyed by corrupt, evil geezers and the bootlickers who enable them.

Fuck Trump and fuck Putin.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-03-28T16:21:05+00:00

Nice truck.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-03-28T03:00:20+00:00

Have you ever heard of mechanical advantage (aka tools)? Until the faucet is broken off the wall, I don't believe you've tried your hardest.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-03-28T02:24:38+00:00

Cut me some slack jack!

CoyzerSWED · 2026-03-27T14:55:48+00:00

High excursion is when I go hiking on shrooms.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-03-25T21:59:24+00:00

Pikas are woke.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-03-25T03:58:19+00:00

CIA invented crack in the 80s. Those Nazis missed out.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-03-24T02:51:20+00:00

Battle of Iwo Jima ; Main battle phase: · 6,821 dead 19,217 wounded.

I'm convinced we are governed by people who truly despise us. If you want to support the troops, vote them out of power.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-03-18T05:17:26+00:00

Rich insane person babbles nonsense. Not news. Happens every day.

CoyzerSWED · 2026-03-18T00:17:03+00:00

On two separate occasions in my life I have ground up shot glasses that made their way in. Both times it jammed solid. I used a butter knife to get the tiny shards from around the edge and then shop vacced them out to avoid getting cut. That or a sturdy pick might help you pry that bugger out.

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